split parsonality

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.

I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

split pea soup

When a man or trans female ejaculates after having his penis cleaved in two.

I love drinking split pea soup; too bad that the stench of his blood ruins the flavor a bit.

by golfytiger August 10, 2018

splitting at the seam

A girl or woman who has gone through puberty

Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam

by Flat for the food September 27, 2018

split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)

"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"

by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018

Splitface2811

The bitchiest bitch of them all

Splitface2811 is such a cuntbag

by IDKDUDEWHEREDANOOSE December 10, 2018

split the moisty

Urinating female

She has gone to split the moisty

by Onieweeeee January 23, 2019

splitaniggawigstick

A stick used to defend yourself on the streets or in the trap house.

Grab the splitaniggawigstick there at the front door.

by Seth Spicer February 24, 2019