Shooting someone off

The action of cutting someone off, on the road, whilst ejaculating onto their car windshield.

My friend believed that shooting someone off was a viable punishment for reckless drivers.

by TheBlackCat9310 July 2, 2024

Airplane Shooting towards the sky

The trashy hack author of proud immortal demon way aka Shang Qinghua. Died eating noodles cus he dropped them onto his computer and got electrocuted. Lord of An Ding Peak (finances) somehow is the only one who knows how to do taxes, projected all his trauma and insecurities into his book ans now has to thug it out because he transmigrated there. Got no bitches because hes a loser, but that's not true cus so many of us want him. The only reason one has hands is to hold the airplane, pet the airplane, cherish the airplane, forfeit all mortal possessions to the airplane.

“Airplane shooting towards the sky you shitty hack author!”

“Omg its Airplane shooting towards the sky! Quick hand over all your mortal possessions he needs it more than you”

by Sad_Hamster January 22, 2025

Wishing on a shooting star

If wish is not told to someone else, the wish will not be fulfilled per the make-a-wish foundation 2015 revision.

Never miss wishing on a shooting star

by austinjp17 November 2, 2018

MANDALAY BAY SHOOTINGS SENDSURROUND

It MEANS plenty of BLAME to go around not just ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE scapegoat.

Hey you know let me put it to you this way MANDALAY BAY SHOOTINGS SENDSURROUND as major players will be listed after a WEIGHTING can be determined , so this UPCOMING VERY IMPORTANT DEFINITION is on temporary hold but this TANTAMOUNT ONE will be sent to APPRISE OF THIS STELLAR NEW FINDINGS that will be summarized soon in a CONCISE and TO THE POINTS MANNERS.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 23, 2022

National Shoot Your Shot Day

July 24th is the day where you ask your crush out

Hey Jessica let’s go out it’s national shoot your shot day

by Masterkid4006 July 23, 2021

Shoot Doodles

Shoot Doodles is something you say instead of a bad word. It should make the people around you laugh.

You drop something on your toe

You: Shoot doodles!

Everyone: Hahaha

by anonymous March 31, 2023

shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016