depression seasons

At the beginning of the year your depressed (winter depression). In the middle of the year your depressed (summer depression).
You will never be happy.
me: I'm going through the depression seasons
y/n: now how long is that gonna last
by little gay kid March 06, 2022
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seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job
Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.
by Bawgg January 15, 2020
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Shelvey Season

A season of the year where you hit Shelveys. Hitting a Shelvey is another word for trying to pull someone, or asking someone on a date.
It’s Shelvey Season?
Tis’ the season to hit Shelveys falalalala lala la la.
by CK367 October 24, 2022
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single mom season

It's when broke dudes start hitting single mothers inboxes, with hopes of capitalizing on large income tax refunds.
My friend is single most of the year except when she gets her tax refund. I smile and say it's single mom season again.
by Glenn Roberts March 26, 2022
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Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.
She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker
by DankTesticle June 24, 2021
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Seasonal Affective Disorder

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Seasonal Affective Disorder
by SuchBackSmacker March 16, 2025
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Season

A term used to express 1 year
If we caught we gon go away for 100 season-tee grizzly
by Snowflake killer January 21, 2021
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