shock and awe treatment

Pointer finger and middle finger up. Pointer and middle connected at sides. Ring finger down. Pinky up.

-One in the pink, Two in the stink-

I gave my girlfriend the shock and awe treatment and she just absolutely loved it.

by SuperJeremy November 28, 2004

The shocker

Two fingers in the clit and one in the anus

Two in the pink, one in the stink - the shocker

by spdemn May 17, 2004

Shock Combo

When you use the shocker in combination with something else, like the tongue.

shock combos are cool, he shocked me, then gave me the tongue twister

by TittayMaster June 15, 2003

shock of a jip

A chiefly Chezzie phrase (one that comes from Chesterfield, England) that can be used when something is sort of shocking.

Ben after sticking his finger in a socket: 'Well that gave a shock of a jip!'
Kyle after jumping into a cold pool: Bloody hell! That was cold enough to give a chuffin' shock of a jip!'

by Nolfavre11 May 26, 2008

Shock Block

When someone walks in on another person masturbating and said person has seconds (if not less) to cover up.

I was butt naked when my girlfriend walked in on me, but I shock blocked with the blanket, pushed the lube off the nightstand and she didn't even notice!

by It Has Teeth February 24, 2011

Mumm ra's cock

The result of drying your cock after sex with low grade toilet tissue. The result resembling what mumra from the Thundercats cock would look like.

"jeezy peeps, what the fuck is that White papery shit all over my bell end?"

"looks like that shitty bog roll I stole from work"

A classic case of Mumm ra's cock.

by Gdubfunk August 22, 2011

Shocker

A name for a penis when being used sexually.

When she pulled down my boxers, out came my shocker.

by The Hangman July 7, 2009