sheep-nugget

1. A dag or dingleberry; a piece of shit stuck to the backside of a sheep that has to be cut off.

2. A shitty person who sticks to you and seems impossible to get rid of except by cutting them out of your life entirely.

See also: shithead, piece of shit, cocklebur

That farmer needs to take better care of his animals, there’s sheep-nuggets all down their backsides.

You, my fair weather friend, are a sheep-nugget.

She’s a sheep-nugget if ever I saw one!

by _Toto_ February 2, 2021

Sheepish

Sheep like by nature.

A few members of the canine family, from domesticated members of it to wolves would pretend to protect as many sheep as they could by trying to look sheepish themselves. It was a deception that usually worked on the masses.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

sheep paralysis

a state in which you are not quite mentally present and your subconscious takes over your keyboard, often making remarks regarding eugenics or asexuality

i didn’t really mean what i said last night, the sheep paralysis took over my body

by iwannaiguana April 9, 2021

Sheep bang

When a sheep pushes you so hard with their head you become the sheep itself

Did you hear Boris suffered from Sheep Bang Syndrome?

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Sheep Jam

a common occurrence in New Zealand where hundreds of sheep walk across a one lane road for twenty minutes and block the traffic of one car

Person 1: Sheep jammed the road again, what's it called?
Person 2: A sheep jam.

by romansuperdestroyer May 29, 2021

Sheep

Sheep: n someone easily misled by foreign agents or mischievous 13 yr olds into believing the most improbable information. Often found quoting scientists or doctors who don't practice in the field they are commenting on, experts who don't exist or non peer reviewed papers.

Those sheep keep quoting youtubers as a source for critical medical advice.

by Capt Scrappy June 15, 2021

S2eepy

Some guy with a meme page that uses cool a lot and likes polar bears

H: yk s2eepy

E: yea he like polar bears hes cool

by Some cool guy🆒💯 June 17, 2021