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Slippery Icarus

During this intercourse method, both partners are soaked in olive oil from the neck down. (It is recommended that females put their hair up, because olive oil can look nasty in hair. If the male has long hair, he should do the same.)

The male will be above the female in almost a reverse tit-fuck position, and the female will push her arms back so that her shoulder blades are exposed. The male will then put his dick between the shoulder blades and begin thrusting. This should be easy, considering the two are covered in olive oil. Then, as the male is climaxing, he must flip her over and ejaculate between her tits. This is to represent the melting wax coming from Icarus's wings in the greek mythos.

This position can be harnessed during any lubricated fornication, and the male can go back and fourth from doggy style to slippery icarus.

*NOTE:
This method MUST be practiced in full sunlight, perhaps on a balcony or pool deck. The in the greek myth, Icarus used wings made of feathers and wax to escape from a huge tower surrounded by a labyrinth. Icarus flew to high, however, and the heat of the sunlight melted the wax and his wings fell apart. He eventually fell to his death.

tl;dr: Fuck a girl who's lubed up in between the shoulder blades and then jizz on her tits. Make sure it's in full sunlight.
John: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a slippery icarus yesterday.
Bill: Wow man. Your girlfriend always did have huge shoulder blades, it's about time she put them to good use!
John: Yeah, right?
by mephistopheles !kvKbCu6iqc March 11, 2011
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Slippery T

When You Lick Your Fingertips Then Touch Her Nipples, Sending A Cold Shiver.
If You Don't Stop Playing, I'll Have To Give You The Slippery T!
by Little T Big P May 8, 2019
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Snapper Naffers

Hey Earl, That girls got some nice Snapper Naffers
by BaboToon July 7, 2019
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Stinky slipper

(n) when you are wiping with thin toilet paper, usually from the school, and you apply so much pressure to wipe that you slip and get poo all over you balls.
Guy:my gooch is crusty.

Guy1: why?
Guy: I pulled a stinky slipper.
by Cjames_dog September 8, 2011
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Pop-tart Slapped

When one is slapped with a pop tart for being caught looking, when they should not be.
Fred was walking down the street when Alice saw him checking her out, she reached in her purse and pulled out her emergency pop tart and Pop-tart Slapped him across the face. She then proceeded to eat the delicious strawberry pop tart.
by spangar July 14, 2011
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Slippery-slope slippery slope

A slippery slope is the perceived danger of a "bad" behavior or situation easily degrading into an even worse behavior or situation, resulting in a downward spiral.

Declaring that something leads to a slippery slope is a common tactic in fearmongering.

Following this definition, a "slippery-slope slippery slope" is a situation in which people accept baseless slippery-slope arguments too readily. This leads to the inevitable acceptance of dangerously ridiculous slippery-slope arguments.
"...but once you give a pass to seemingly reasonable evidence-free slippery-slope arguments, you end up with people arguing that state-subsidised health insurance leads to death panels. It's a slippery-slope slippery slope!"
- M.S.
"No, you can't have that stuff, it's junk"
The Economist
Nov 5th 2010
by Kurishae November 14, 2010
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slopper

a girl who sucked your dick or sucked someones dick
a dirty slut who only sucks dick and nothing else no sex not nothing
by casey vaccrezza November 8, 2004
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