Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!
by MakfromCali9109202 December 16, 2008
Get the Don't Shoot the Carmug. First coined by Lydia Fraley McCormick in roughly 2005, it is the act of pretending to fire rockets out of your own or a childs ass as if it were a rocket launcher.
"I'm going to make the baby dooker shoot you" by holding the child on its back, gently jerking the leg, bent at the knee, back towards you like cocking a shotgun with the babys butt aimed at the person, and issuing the noise associated with children pretending to fire a gun.
by AuntieT November 21, 2011
Get the Dooker shootmug. Used in Adventure time fanfiction smut, is the equivalent of screaming Cum! or Fill me up! in Japanese hentai
by darqdjinn November 23, 2016
Get the shoot your goomymug. Dude, where you learn to roll? This joint is canoeing.
Man, just shoot that indian, puff, puff, pass.
Man, just shoot that indian, puff, puff, pass.
by IndigoWyrd November 18, 2022
Get the Shoot that indianmug. The act of letting a girl invite you to her house for sex, where upon after climax hitting her head on the headboard before leaving to raid the fridge till she wakes up.
by goneferlunch November 10, 2014
Get the Shoot And Lootmug. When you rob a bank and you run in with a Ar-15 and proceed to miss all your shots on the person on the skateboard (better used when their name is Jerome.)
by dopod April 13, 2025
Get the Shoot the skateboardmug. A person who comes by and changes your life for the better but the circumstances don't allow you to continue the relationship with them e.g., right person, wrong time.
We make wishes when we look at shooting stars. That person was like one coming true.
We make wishes when we look at shooting stars. That person was like one coming true.
by spiderc4m November 24, 2024
Get the Shooting Starmug.