Mantel Season in a fictional season, created by women, to guilt their husband's into building extra large mantels to decorate. Once the mantel is built, they are extremely over decorated, so the women can flood social media with pictures of their mantels. This causes other women who have guilted their husband's into building expensive, oversized mantels, in the name of "mantel season", to overwhelmingly show support, so they can then guilt their husband's for not showing support for "such an extremely important celebration that they were robbed of up until that point." Mostly celebrated by "Karens," but also celebrated by the "Y" variation as Karyn.
"(Enter any name like 'Chad'), you have robbed our family of the enjoyment of mantel season for too long. I demand you to build one, or I want to talk to a manager."
by Fireplace Expert October 4, 2023
Get the Mantel Seasonmug. Boost weather is the sweet spot between about 4 degrees and 15 degrees where turbo cars will see lower boost air temps and hence more timing, and thus more power, but not so cold that high air density at cold temps becomes an aero drag impediment. November is a better month for performance than January or July
by scubie October 16, 2022
Get the boost seasonmug. A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.
by DankTesticle June 24, 2021
Get the Seasoned Crackermug. January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.
When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.
by Mike&tom December 5, 2018
Get the Squirting seasonmug. from the date between 7. April and 7. august where all of Henrik´s abilities gets doubled and his social status rises, but just for these 5 months.
by the majestic henki May 2, 2019
Get the henki seasonmug. It's when broke dudes start hitting single mothers inboxes, with hopes of capitalizing on large income tax refunds.
My friend is single most of the year except when she gets her tax refund. I smile and say it's single mom season again.
by Glenn Roberts March 26, 2022
Get the single mom seasonmug. The route of the phrase North Moore Season stems from the landmark location of NORTH MOORE Street in the TriBeCa neighborhood of NYC. Well known for its access to the west side running path, several turf fields, and some of the most beautiful sunsets in the world. North Moore Season is a time of year between May and July where Mother Nature graces NYC with extended hours of sunlight after 7 months of disgusting snow, slush, and darkness. From the hours of 5pm to 9pm everyday you can find thousands of people partaking in getting it all. Running, biking, partner and group workouts, basking in North Moore Season in full glory. It’s important to note that in addition to its location, schedule, North Moore Season is very much so a state of mind. Induced by wearing a pair of WOLACO North Moore Shorts. A 9in compression short with two sweat-proof pockets that allows you to store your phone, cash, keys, and cards without a worry in the world so you can relish in full North Moore Season glory.
“What are you doing after work?!”
“I’m strapping on my North Moore shorts and hitting the pier ITS FRICKIN NORTH MOORE SEASON!”
“I’m strapping on my North Moore shorts and hitting the pier ITS FRICKIN NORTH MOORE SEASON!”
by WOLACO June 10, 2018
Get the North Moore Seasonmug.