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San Diego Stop

When a vehicle stops more than 2 car lengths behind the white line at a stop sign or stop light OR when a vehicle leaves more than 2 car lengths of space in front of it, and the vehicle in question is not a big rig or box truck.

Most offenders are paying attention to their phones instead of the road. In an attempt to drive cautiously, these people leave *too much* space in front of them.

If there is enough space for you to parallel park in front of the vehicle, then that vehicle has performed a San Diego Stop.

This often morphs in to a California Roll if the offender comes upon a stop sign, or a San Diego Swerve if the offender is making a turn.
I noticed this lady next to me at the light had performed a San Diego Stop- I looked inside the window, and she was stuck on her phone! The lady was absolutely NOT paying attention to the road, or to the light for that matter which had turned green! SMH
by niktereuto September 26, 2018
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San Andreas Barbecue

The act of breaking a bed frame whilst having intercourse with multiple people and continuing to have intercourse on the ground.
Brandon and friends had a San Andreas Barbecue and now I have nowhere to sleep.
by cleves July 27, 2023
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San Francisco Sidewalk

An alternative to the Cleveland Steamer, in which you poop on your partner's chest and proceed to rub your feet in it.
"I gave Brandy a San Francisco Sidewalk after eating at Taco Bell last night"
by Dienda Mye Dick September 27, 2019
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San Fran Shotgun

The sexual act of being penetrated in the ass by your partner's dildo while they are simultaneously giving you a handjob. Resembling the cocking of a shotgun.
Carrot Top gave Pauly Shore a nasty San Fran Shotgun last night
by Krusty Krabs June 18, 2012
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san quentin massage

Person 1: Damn. That Waleed Ahmed got sentenced 10 years at San Quentin, yo.
Person 2: Shiiit. That boy gonna get the San Quentin massage, brah.
by bramchari June 4, 2017
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San Antonio Spatula

The act of slapping your cock on your significant others ass whilst placing ones thumb in her anal cavity. To add pleasure, it helps if she yodels war cries from the alamo.
"Me and Veronica last night wanted to try something kinky so I gave that bitch a San Antonio spatula"

"Nice man"
by Kroger Gas October 7, 2016
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San Francisco shuffle

The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus
The mall bathroom was out of toilet paper so I pulled a San Francisco Shuffle in front of Macy's.
by @brammersaurus March 12, 2020
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