rooser

a gay mother fucker who sucks his own and is a dick face

that kid is such a rooser

by Eggit May 17, 2006

rose bud

a slang term for a woman's clitoris.

I licked her rose bud and made her come so hard.

by chris_hargensen August 25, 2013

frozen rose

how to make a frozen rose
1) a woman must take a used tampon covered with blood
2) put it into the freezer
3) wait till it's frozen (meanwhile, prepare an other one)
4) when it's frozen pul it out of the fridge
5) find a suitable target ( usualy your boyfriend, a gay guy, a straight-edge, an emo or your brother in law.) (require a large anus)
6) now remove his pants
7) make him bow forward
8) escuse yourself for your cold hands
9) now quickly take the tampon and insert it quickly in his ass while he dont expect it.
0) shout a mighty FROZEN ROSE!!!

now you laught and enjoy

Maria: hey bob, i love you, and you have a nice ass.
Bob: thanks.
Maria: mind if i have a look at it?
Bob: Hell no, enjoy it.
Maria: Thanks, can you bow forward.
Bob: Sure.
Maria: please excuse my cold hands.
Bob: What?
Bob: What The Hell!
Maria: FROZEN ROSE!!
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Maria: all your base are belong to us!

by Valkyrie01 May 12, 2006

rosebuds

a little miracle that occurs when you hold in farts, but your pooper accidentally releases a dollop of poop that is shaped like a rosebud into yer gitch

I hate doing my husbands laundry, he always leaves rosebuds in his manties

by KernalFart October 17, 2010

The Rose Bowl

Fuck $C. Fuck $C. Fuck $C.

The Rose Bowl.

Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.

by jon November 16, 2004

Rose Golden Shower

When a girl urinates on you while she is on her period. Making the urine look like rose gold.

Dude! I love it when my girl is on her period
Why?
Rose Golden Shower
Doesn't it smell and taste like rusty coins
Hell yea it does!!

by PeezyFaSheezy December 21, 2010

Horny Rose

The act of ejaculating on the stem of an uncut rose, than impregnating an unsuspecting teen by forcibly sticking the rose in their genitals, swabbing it around so to rub the semen off in her ovaduct, and pulling it out.

Mickey Rourke: Danny! You bought me a rose! How sweet!

Danny Trejo: Don't touch! It's covered in... me...

Mickey Rourke" What the hell?! What's your problem?!

Danny Trejo: I'm going to give Miley Cyrus the good old horny rose (wink wink)!

Mickey Rourke: Why the hell would you do that?!

Danny Trejo: Someone's gotta pass on the Trejo legacy!

Mickey Rourke: Is she old enough to take care of a kid?

Danny Trejo: If she were, would it technically be the horny rose?

Mickey Rourke: I guess not. Hey, man, I gotta go!

Danny Trejo: Why?

Mickey Rourke: Because this Urban Dictionary example is getting far too long.

by Raythejizzmopper October 29, 2010