reverse pep talk

The inner monologue you recite to yourself to prevent you from doing something you know you shouldn't, however delicious and/or awesome it might be. To prevent remorse after said action.

Jane: I almost ate a whole tub of ice cream yesterday, but I gave myself a reverse pep talk and immediately felt guilty for even considering it.

Sally: I was going to text my ex last night after I drank some wine, but I gave myself a reverse pep talk and realized what a pathetic loser I was.

by ranillabean July 23, 2012

Revere roof rack

The roof's tower of snow left behind after hastily (or perhaps lazily) clearing one's vehicle off after a snow storm. Commonly remedied by a trip down the highway.

Me: "Oh shit! Did you see that massive Revere roof rack on the way to the PotsY show last night?"

You: "Yup, I felt bad for the poor bastard behind him on 95."

by DerDoktor January 19, 2014

reverse tiger

The act of fornicating in the restroom of a sushi bar, while putting two chopsticks in your mouth resembling a tiger and making tiger noises as loud as you can.

We went and Reverse Tiger'd at lunch.
I remember my first Reverse Tiger.
Ill have a Reverse Tiger... and ill also have some sushi.

by CCoin January 20, 2015

Reverse negrosis

When a black person calls a white person a "nigga" but doesn't like it when the white person says it back. Also referred to as a "one way nigga."

Black person: Waddup nigguuuuuuuh?
White person: Yo. Waddup my nigguh?
Black person: What the fuck did you just call me?
White person: Yo man. That's reverse negrosis.

by ElJameso April 14, 2015

Reverse Kirby

The Nintendo character Kirby uses massive suction to absorb beings and gain their abilities. A reverse Kirby is the act of bending over and sucking a person into your ass/vagina in order to reach sexual climax.

That bitch was kinky. Straight up tried to Reverse Kirby me.

by ThatLawlessGuy October 1, 2016

Reversed Moses

While having sex, change to doggystyle then put a bottle of water in her anus, squeeze the bottle to let the water enter the anus, remove the bottle then tickle her nose till she sneezes and watch the water spray out the anus.

I "reversed Moses" my girlfriend.

by Durra October 23, 2020

Reverse doggo

The reverse doggo is the ass is as close to the bed as possible whilst the head being a s close to the ceiling as possible hurting the victim whilst being ploughed.

Hello homie have you seen that bird over there she would totally get “reverse doggo”.

by MissTinyCat November 4, 2020