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Roastie

Roastie is an noun used to describe a woman whose genitals have somehow magically mutilated into an entirely different shape, resembling a sandwich, due to her having multiple sexual partners.

It is primarily used by men who don't understand vaginas- often because they have never seen one.
John: That female had sex with someone who isn't me! I bet she looks like a chicken sandwich down there from all the Chads she's fucking! Roastie slut!

Jenna: That guy uses the term roastie unironically. He clearly doesn't understand anatomy, or is even trying to.
by Cringe With Carro June 1, 2018
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Rasta

n. referring to cultural and roots reggae music which follow Rastafarianism, but not limited to, and includes early dancehall and lovers rock. Most particularly the genre of reggae released during the early 1970s to mid 1980s.

This reference term is not universally used, but is more widely popular by reggae listeners in California; notably the Southern California regions.
"I’m in the mood for some Rasta!"
"This Rasta tune is sick!”
“Hugh Mundell was a great Rasta singer!”
by Blazin_Assassin April 6, 2011
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rastafa

him who believe in de freedom of mind body and jah spirit. him don care wat ppl tink bout him because him reach de ultimate freedom

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him who be free be rastafa.
bob marley him be legendary rastafa
by Kamau May 29, 2007
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Roastin Marshmallows

Smokin Roxikodone M30s
Im feelin good kuz i was jus sittin around the kampfire roastin marshmallows but ima be feelin better after this blunt
by Phuck Yew January 21, 2010
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rastababy

rastababy is the shit.
by dizzy rae fizzle June 17, 2008
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roastbeef

wordFrench/word derogatory slang for the English
The smelly wordfrog/word caled me a 'roastbeef.'
by Dolphin_X April 3, 2003
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roasted people

What marshmallows eat around the campfire, occasionally with graham crackers and hershey's chocolate.

Also, what cannibals eat for their sustenance, though not always roasted. (Hannibal Lecter liked them fresh)

Similarly, what is pretty much depicted in the Rammstein song, "Mein Teil." Wherein, a man places an ad in the newspaper for a dinner companion, and he finds one. Of course, being the civilized gentleman that he was, the person that placed the ad shared the other man's genitals with him.
"Mmm, Marshmallow Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, especially when they catch on fire for a little bit!"

"Mmm, Cannibal Bob, this roasted human sure does taste good, even if I like them a little bit fresher, and when they don't have all this nasty hair!"

"Mmm, du schmechts gut!" (or something to that effect)

All: "We love to eat roasted people!"
by Hans le Noir December 9, 2005
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