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Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by The ONLY devil 😈 December 6, 2021
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Pulisic

Pulisic is the lebron James of football
by Makengo.com March 25, 2022
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purse-pull

The drawing back of one's purse toward herself in response to the approach of an unsavory, shifty, or shady individual.
Dude, I walked by this table of women going out of Starbucks and got purse-pulled.
by emacmarie March 8, 2011
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Pinch n’ Pull

When a male multitasks by taking a dump and giving himself a vigorous wank at the same time.
The dude in the stall next to me was doing a pinch n’ pull. I was so inspired, I did the same.
by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020
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Pull a 50 Cent

To run away and call the police

To snitch, to rat someone out
That little bitch Ant pulled a 50 Cent on us!

What are you gonna do? Pull a 50 Cent and file a restraining order against someone 1/3 your size?
by Fuh-Q January 24, 2006
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Pull A Palin

When asked a question, to reply with something completely unrelated to what was just asked. Can be used when one does not understand the question, or simply when one would rather answer a different question.
Person 1: "Hey dude, do you know where the bathroom is here?"
Person 2: "John McCain is just a regular maverick."
Person 1: "Fuck man, don't pull a palin!
Person 2: "Doggonit, there you go again, god bless you.
Person 1: "Idiot."
by Jorloff January 19, 2009
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Pennsylvania Pull Out

A driving technique utilized with frustrating frequency within the state of Pennsylvania. It consists of the following elements:

1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.

2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.

3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.

4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).

Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.
If that moron up there does a Pennsylvania Pull Out, when nobody is behind me, I may run him into the nearest ditch.
by P. Fanelli December 15, 2008
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