Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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This nigga can't stand the fact that he radiates small dick energy, and that everyone around him has dicks the size of burj khalifa. This is the nigga who would sit their 500 pund ass on any chair, and then break it.
This nigga can't stand the fact that he radiates small dick energy, and that everyone around him has dicks the size of burj khalifa. This is the nigga who would sit their 500 pund ass on any chair, and then break it.
Nigga 1: Yo remember what happened to jeremy?
Nigga 2: yeah he fell off his chair because it broke when he sat on it, and his tiny 0.01 nm dick broke
Nigga 1: damn, he turned into a real pranov
Nigga 2: yeah he fell off his chair because it broke when he sat on it, and his tiny 0.01 nm dick broke
Nigga 1: damn, he turned into a real pranov
by cuteanimechicknigga69 May 8, 2023
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To make someone feel like a pranov. Aka, to make them feel like they have a small dick and make them feel like they are a fucking fatass who talks too much and takes a century to get up from his chair, and another 500 billion lightyears to take one step. If you are pranovalized it makes you feel like your a small guy with a small dick surrounded by big black oily men with big black oily dingles dongles.
Guy 1: Vats up man, many of my friends have been telling me I have a small dick and make me feel like a fatass..
Guy 2: Oh so they pranovalize you.. your problem dumbass!
Guy 3: Yo guy 2 lets never talk to this fucking pranovalized pranov guy 1 again.
Guy 2: Oh so they pranovalize you.. your problem dumbass!
Guy 3: Yo guy 2 lets never talk to this fucking pranovalized pranov guy 1 again.
by cuteanimechicknigga69 May 8, 2023
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Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"
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