Poverty

A virtual non-existant condition in the US since 99.9% of its citizens have access to shelter, food, and safe drinking water.

The welfare recipient complained about his poverty while watching his T.V. and enjoying microwaved taquitos. He had no idea of the abyssmal conditions elsewhere.

by P. Kaltenbach July 1, 2008

poker face

A 'poker face' is when a guy shoots a load on a girl's face while the girl's expression doesn't change, despite the fact that she loves getting a facial. She keeps her 'poker face' because she knows that if she lets on that she enjoys it, her boyfriend will continually request to give her facials until the end of time.

Damn man, I didn't realize Julia loved getting facials until 6 months after we broke up. I can't believe she poker face 'd me.

by spandaucrockett April 9, 2009

poser

Andre, Fix and his other game names

no example, hes already a gay fagr0t

by Anonymous February 7, 2003

POSER

see anyone who is gothic or uses the word POSER,LOL, PPL, l8r, U, UR,TYPES ALL IN CAPS, or doesn't eat meat.

the 100,000 people out there that say because they're goth they are diffrent but dont realize that because they are goths they aren't unique or diffrent. Don't use the word poser ever!

by EAT MY ASS BITCH July 21, 2008

$10-poker

A guy (or girl) that will poke anyone you want for only ten bucks.

I sendt my $10-poker to poke the principal in my school, that rocked!

by Hakiki March 30, 2004

poser punk

People who think they're punk for listening to Good Charlotte,Yellowcard and Simple Plan and Avril. Not even knowing of the Sex Pistols,the Clash and the Ramones. The real inventors of the punk genre.

Poser:Oh that Sid Vicious guy is hot!is he married?
Punk:...he's not alive,and he married Nancy Spungen.
Poser:oh I knew that!I was only kidding.

by IndieRocker September 18, 2005

poser

Someone (usually girls) who pretends to be someone they're not usually to fit in with a crowd

person in pink hanging out with goths is a poser

by Kinky Kid October 29, 2006