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Someone: Who saved your life?

Me: It was total._.poser02 !

by Miss.johanssons.necklace April 10, 2022

moisture posture

The posture a man penis gets from over extending there stay inside youthful erotic vagina of a women.

OoOh baby , that pussy got u experiencing moisture posture much?

by The_PrunerPuss June 20, 2022

Vim poser

A person who uses the text editor Vim extensively, especially in public and social spaces, with the implicit goal of signaling one´s technical acuity and/or alignment with free and open-source philosophy.

A: Jona uses Vim all the time too but he´s not making use of even the most basic keybindings.
B: Man this guy is such a vim poser...

by metaironicshitpostings July 11, 2022

ghost poser

A person whose likeness is used in place of an authors true likeness in order to protect their privacy and/or appear to be something they are not such that they may be able to speak to certain issues they otherwise wouldn’t be able to.

The author was so ugly he hired me to be his ghost poser. Now I’m on the back of every copy of his book 😎

by Cedar Eizen December 12, 2022

Tiktok poser

Someone who is always on TikTok, and whenever they hear a trending song, they call it a “TikTok song," as well as randomly singing the trending part out loud, claiming they love the song, let alone believing any rumors they come across.

“No way i love that band”
“Oh yeah, whats your favorite song?”
“idk what its called, its from tiktok”
“Tiktok poser”

by xpmako February 6, 2024

Guitar Poser

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.

Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face

by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024

Bogus poser

A phrase usually used to describe someone that acts foolishly or commits unwise actions.

After acting foolishly in his class, Carl was labeled a bogus poser by his classmates.

by Lrocthestoner April 9, 2024