Morning erection or hard-on combined with a need to urinate. The need to drain the lizard is not, in reality, the cause of the phenomenon.
I woke up with a piss hard-on, so I went out to the balcony of our hotel room, took a leak into the pool below, went back into the room and started to do her through the back door before she even was awake
by octopod July 24, 2004
Get the piss hard-on mug.a bottle that is filled with pee - probably when there isn't a restroom around, such as on long car trips, or at the parents when showing face is not a wise idea, etc - hopefully a screw top for safe keeps
yo I can't believe that schiesty dude pissed in my cat's water cup, he really should of piss bottled it!!
by pissbottle February 13, 2007
Get the piss bottle mug.When two or more males stand back to back in a seedy bar bathroom with their penises out. Then said males being to urinate and rotate clockwise covering the seedy bar bathroom in urine. This is a widely accepted practice, as the only time some of these bathrooms will be close to clean is when you are pissing all over the place.
This bathroom sucks and the bartender is an asshole. Let us converge into a piss tornado and ruin everyone else's day that needs to take a shit, wash their hands, or basically touch anything in this restroom.
by A.J. Walnut January 23, 2011
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by mountainsofsnow November 6, 2007
Get the piss anxiety mug.A shot similar to a Jager Bomb, but made with Jim Beam Red Stag and Red Bull instead on Jager and Red Bull. The shot is not dropped into the mug but mixed with the Red Bull instead.
by No good names left October 7, 2009
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