These People Can Vote

A cynical statement used to point out that no matter how stupid someone is, they can still decide the fate of a country.

There are people who actually think that an almost eighty-year-old man who can't even walk up a flight of stairs without tripping or stumbling at least three times and can't go more than five minutes without uttering a non-sequitur or having a random emotional outburst and has a long, documented history of being extremely racially prejudiced whenever it's convenient to him is fit to run an entire country. And these people can vote.

These People Can Vote by Ubeenbamboozledson May 29, 2022

hot people 

hot people aka people that have 4 or 6 letters in there name there name has to have a nice smile

person1: HOT PEOPLE HAVE 6 OR 4 LETTERS IN THERE NAME
person 2: i know

hot people by your bbg<3 June 8, 2022

The People's Princess 

The only living woman who embodies all the effortless beauty and grace of Princess Diana. Everyone she meets falls under her spell. Scientists have proven that you only need to be within 250 metres of her to experience the life-changing warm glow in your soul that she emits. The only known down-side of her perfect presence is the inevitable feeling that you’re a slightly worse person in comparison to her.

Wow, who’s that spicy chick over there? I feel like my life just changed.

It did. That’s Aunty Curry, The People's Princess

Oh. Why do I feel chilly all of a sudden?

It’s cold in her shadow, bro.

The People's Princess by emanlaeresu January 6, 2023

Spirit People 

Usually spoken in reference to more than one Spiritman, a group of people who are notoriously good at being lighthearted and spiritually aware of where they are at mentally as individuals and as One. Far from a cult they often adopt other spiritual practices to assist there journey to integrate.

You noticed how synchronized they are toward the idea of limitation? They must be Spirit People…

Spirit People by TheRealSpiritMan January 21, 2023

White People Time Delusion 

The White People Time Delusion is a common condition among white people. Some will say that they will start running on Black People Time, but this is not correct.

Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.

Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.

To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.

"It's 3:30... Mom just got here. She has to have the White People Time Delusion. She was supposed to be here at noon."

...

"Yesterday."

White People Time Delusion by Stan S. February 2, 2023

White People Embarrassment 

Second hand embarrassment from a white person acting stereotypically white in public (usually experienced by the token minority friend)

Person A was stabbing their food using the chopsticks. Person B was feeling white people embarrassment from it.

White People Embarrassment by MjiTmrk April 16, 2023

Make holes in people 

A nurse defining part of the job description. (Taking blood samples, giving shots, administering I.V., assisting in surgery, etc.)

"What do you do for a living?"
(RN): "I work at the hospital and make holes in people."

Make holes in people by LananaBanana February 10, 2017