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harry potter

book series that is an entertaining read, but not all that original, and kind of a degrassi-like fantasy series.

read lord of the rings if you wanna see ORIGINAL stuff about things more important than who's goin out with who.
friend: dude wormtail is a jerk! he sold out harry potter's parents!

me: well rowling is a jerk because she took him from wormTONGUE, the creepy assistant to saruman in lotr. and longbottom was a hobbit weed before it was neville's last name, and aragorn was a king before aragog was a spider, and dumbledore was a creature killed by bilbo before it was a wizard dude.

friend:...shit.
by lemae October 18, 2008
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The act of cumming on someone's face. The cum makes a red hot lightning bolt shape across the forehead (ideally)
e.g. "Wanna get Harry Pottered?"
"God yes, you're such a fucking wizard"
by prrrrrow August 4, 2007
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Harry Potter

A fictional book written by the author J.K Rowling.

A excellent stream of books and films that have been cherished around the globe. Often though is classified as a film or book for children. However many adults find Harry Potter to be amazing. Overall Harry Potter is possibly one of the best things to happen in the world.
Person1: What film do you like the most?

Person2: Harry Potter of course I've followed the films ever since they've come out.
by FootballCrazyOverDose August 11, 2010
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a fun/fantasy book for everyone
there is 5 books so far and expecting 2 more series
a book that some ppls dis and hate alot cuz its gay
"harry potter is gay...harry potter is a hairy pothead"
"i love harry potter...i'm obsessed"
by hairy pothead October 9, 2003
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The main character of the Harry Potter series of books by JK Rowling, and a protagonist in A Very Potter Musical/Sequal.

He became famous when he survived a Killing Curse as a baby, becoming the only person in history to do so.
Person 1: Who is that?

Person 2: Dude, that's Harry Potter! Harry Freakin' Potter!
by doctorrdonna July 28, 2011
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Harry Potter is a series of books written by J.K Rowling. Originally the series was great. J.k Rowling is a good author and i think started the world of wizards and witches. Then Twilight came along. Everybody Started to like Twilight and people who liked Harry Potter started to get pissed off and started to call twilight gay. People who actually liked Twilight didn't want to be called gay so then the the population of Twilight fans declined due to Harry Potter fans becoming well Bitchy. Now I happen to like Both series alot. I like Harry potter's plot lines and I like Twilight's Dark Romance. But i have alot of anger towards the Harry Potter fans out there. So you dont like Twilight. BIG DEAL! Get over Yourselves. Its a couple of books. The world doesnt revolve around Harry Potter Or Twilight! Lets put it this way you saying "avada kedavra" isnt going to do anything and Stephanie Meyer saying Edward is the beautiful doesnt make him a real person.

Harry potter Bitch: HARRY POTTER IS SOO MUCH BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!
Twilighter: FUCK YOU! EDWARD CULLEN COULD SMASH HARRY POTTERS ASS BACK INTO RON'S GINGER DICK!
Harry Potter Bitch: EDWARD CULLEN WANTS RON'S DICK!
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by apersonwhorespectsauthors August 6, 2010
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