Pineapple

A “secret” name used for your crush in middle/high school.

“Omg there’s Josh”
“Who?”
“You know, “Pineapple””
“Ohhhh that’s pineapple”

by yues June 29, 2021

Pineapple blast

When somebody sticks a pineapple up their anus

Hey did you hear Bobby did a pineapple blase G:What

A pineapple blast they stick a pineapple up their ass

by BUBBLEloves June 22, 2022

white pineapple

an exotic fruit dyed white.

I had a white pineapple for lunch from Barbados.

by Maths Debator February 22, 2020

salt the pineapple

A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.

Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.

by Heavy Hammer March 15, 2016

Pineapple Pork Stick

When you find a fat chick, dip your dick in pineapple juice and fuck her.

What happened with that chubby chick you picked up last night?
I took her back to my place and gave her the ol' Pineapple Pork Stick

by Casey O'Neil April 1, 2021

pineapple hairs

The green leaves on the top of sponge bobs house. Originally from roblox youtube Anix

Anix: Ok it’s gonna be call Pineapple hairs, that better be on urban dictionary by tomorrow

by Hood Peppa Pig 🐷 June 16, 2020

pineapple parachute

When a boy with long hair kisses you like Spider-Man kissed Mary Jane in that one scene—you know the one, yeah, that one—except horizontally and his hair falls around both your faces.

Girl A: “Did you see Jeshua give Morgan a pineapple parachute yesterday?”
Girl B: “No, I’m not into peaking from behind closet doors.”

by wholesome 69 December 8, 2021