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tap dat ting one time

when you would "do" a girl (or guy) once. usually they are hot but a bad person.
"damn that girls hot i'd tap dat ting one time" (in a jamacian accent)
by TrevorC December 4, 2006
mugGet the tap dat ting one timemug.

1 tap in out fast

When your dick is way to big and you fuck a pregent lady and you can feel the baby inside and cum on the baby
"bro i 1 tap in out fast this chick"
by manly_the.dude January 21, 2021
mugGet the 1 tap in out fastmug.
IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.
You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.
by Bret "Ballsaw" January 27, 2005
mugGet the tap it more than twice, your playing with yourselfmug.
A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.
Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!
by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019
mugGet the tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heelsmug.
If you're making sure the hole you're about to fuck doesn't have any roaches, you double tap his/her ass 3 times with your cock to wake up the roaches. Then you watch them squirm out of the asshole and/or the pussy lips like the little fuckers they are.
bruh i'm glad i double tapped my dick three times on her ass because 2 roaches came out of that bitch.
by dubble tap February 18, 2018
mugGet the Double tapped my dick three times on her assmug.

Tapped

A word used by chavs or 'kewl kids' in england meaning that your stoopid
Your bare tapped fam
by Your boi jimmy November 29, 2019
mugGet the Tappedmug.

Tapping cloth

When you have to have a bowel movement soo bad that the shit is actually crowning out of your anus leaving a stain on your underwear
"Dude I have to shit soo bad I'm tapping cloth, if I wait much longer I'm going to be wearing the funny pants"
by samweis May 26, 2013
mugGet the Tapping clothmug.

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