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owen macdougal

A manipulative asshole who will never find true happiness because the tumblr, skinny ass, weed addicted, big titted, dick suckers he so desperately wants dont exist and if they did they would never go for him because girls want a guy who doesnt make them feel completely worthless, fat, ugly, stupid and so gut wrenchingly lonely that they have no reason but to settle for his belittling ways and suffer in silence as their soul slowly whittles away to dust he would use in his next role-up. No, they want a caring, generous man who will great them with the respect and love they deserve. This is far from an owen macdougal. STAY AWAY.
That guys an absolute asshole to her, he must be owen macdougal. Only he can throw away his only chance of happiness over her minuscule imperfections.
by hattinlyf July 29, 2014
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owen

a rlly not anoying kid whos fucks lots a womanz
hes the best person ever and if u hate him u will go to hell and if u break up with him u will regret it
yo that guys a playa
yea hes a real owen
Owen very cool
by nevernignog November 20, 2019
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Owen

A little gremlin man who lives in a cave and steals your grain waves.
Gosh darn you Owen! Gimme back my grain waves!
by Owunga August 3, 2022
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Owenism

A complex mental state somewhere between ambition and delusion, where a person is utterly convinced they’re destined for greatness but hasn’t taken a single concrete step toward it. The disciple of Owenism wakes up every morning declaring they’ll “lock in today,” only to be found hours later lost in the depths of motivational videos titled “How to become successful in 30 days.” It’s not pure laziness — it’s performance procrastination, powered by overconfidence, caffeine, and the belief that destiny is just running fashionably late.

In social settings, an Owenist can usually be identified by their dramatic sighs about “how busy” they are, even though no one has actually seen them work. Their natural habitat includes cluttered desks, half-written essays, and 15 open browser tabs on “how to stay focused.” While incurable, Owenism can be managed with small doses of humility, accountability, and maybe actually doing something once in a while.

Think of the word scum. Belives they can help society but they're useless and will never amount ot anything. Copes saying they have OCD but really is just lazy. SCUM OF THE EARTH
I devleoped owenism
by Exoticx17 November 2, 2025
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owen

a very gay man, when placed jail he will instalty go for the dick so he can suck it
and if not in jail will still fo that
by dawnlord August 3, 2019
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owen

all he plays minecraft and is a small child and has small pp
my freind is a owen
by mr.billyisrich April 22, 2022
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Owen

Owen is short, but kind and likes Geography to much for anyone to live. He is very funny and protective of his hats. If you know owen, cry, because he will make you guess where countries are, but you won't know, but he doesn't care, and he'll JUST KEEP MAKING YOU GUESS
K: Owen made me do geography again... I will cry the next time he does this

P: Haha, that's emo

K:stfu
by I don't like geography February 21, 2023
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