i have a confession for you

It means someone likes you

“I have a confession for you.”
“I like you too”

by Usknfnejwmsm October 31, 2017

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT

A funny white boy on the internet shows his friends weird stuff he finds.

Sorry, I can’t hangout tonight, I gotta watch Saltydkdan subject his friends to incomprehensible horrors on the new “Have you heard about?”

by Fuckyoucooldude69 December 8, 2022

You have a great personality

When someone says you have a great personality it means that you have big tits

You have a great personality Sarah

by Lv budnda August 9, 2023

you have stake in me

you have rights on me.

- you're not my bf so i have no right to be jealous....
- but we're friend with benefits so you have stake in me!

by ZJane November 15, 2010

time to have some balls

It's a word any guy with a crush would say if they can't talk to her while she's with her friends

and it's the word that means he'll fuck up 100%

dude 1: you have a crush dude?
dude 2:yes and she's over there..
dude 1:you're gonna talk to her?
dude 2:yes...time to have some balls.
*goes to his crush*
dude 2:i was creeping on you last night and you looked saxy :D
*at this moment he just knew he fucked up*

by that pedophile in your closet May 27, 2017

I shouldn’t have asked

When you say something, then immediately regret that

Me(getting close to but not passing grades): Can I have an Oculus Quest 2?
My mom: Nope. Not with you failing.
My mind: I shouldn’t have asked and now I hate myself.

by RedUnderscore February 26, 2021

I have papers on you

A spouse telling there partner they have an official marriage certificate with there name on it. Also by saying this they are telling the other who's the boss in a joking manor.

Don't forget dear I have papers on you.

by Septdee June 23, 2018