Hitler vs Stalin

When two teams you hate face each other, usually in a championship game

NFL: Super Bowl LIX will be between the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles
Everyone: this matchup is Hitler vs Stalin

by FK72 January 27, 2025

Hitler Poindexter

Hitler Poindexter is a Psychological Project,

To perfect the Human Psyche,
After a Man Snorted a bunch of gonorrhea Meth and Hallucinated Necronomicon Gates being opened and Zombies Running around,

To later report to the Sheriff's Office, and be declared Hitler Poindexter, and if he failed his Test the Police will hack him up in the back woods.

Hitler Poindexter is going to Devote himself to the library

by Hitler Poindexter February 14, 2024

Dirty Hitler

dirty hitler is a man that hits on females 24/7 , when he seduces a wamen he slaps her badonkadonk until she screams out in pain and then he shoves money up her asshole and after all of that he is jerking off while shoving a dildo up his own ass

Last night my dad have me a dirty hitler

by LeBron PussySlayer July 10, 2021

Hitler

The name of the person you're having a political argument with.

Jeff: I don't think Roe v. Wade should be overturned.
Eric: Dude you literally sound like Hitler right now.

by Jiggywithit455 June 12, 2022

Daddy hitler

The best leader I world history he was the one who helped with over population

I love my daddy hitler

by Hitler lover69 October 31, 2023

Nigger Hitler

An invention of the famous YouTuber iDubbbz on Twitter. Essentially, a variant of German dictator Adolf Hitler where he is actually a black man instead of being Austrian.

Asshole 1: Dude, what if Hitler was, like, black? Or something? Wouldn't that be funny?
Assshole 2: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DUDE, LIKE SOME SORT OF "NIGGER HITLER???"

by ratpanties June 24, 2025

The Hitler Defense

A tactic used by people to make other look bad, claiming if they would still believe in their viewpoint if Adolf Hitler was involved. Either they back out of their arguement, or they side with Hitler. An instant-win card for assholes who can't make a counterargument.

Person 1: I believe everyone should have a second chance.
Person 2: Oh really, so Hitler should get a second chance as well?
Person 1: Ah, The Hitler Defense... I'm not gonna waste my time with you.

by Mr. Enderman September 6, 2025