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Ninja Movie

Ninja Movie n. Arguably the only kind of movie that matters. Particular high points include the films produced by Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts in the mid-1980s.
"Yo dawg, grab that bag o' chips and a couple Colt 45s. We gonna watch a NINJA MOVIE."
by Mr. Pirate May 26, 2004
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Ninja Maid

a woman who swiftly and silently cleans one's living quarters, often without being seen or even noticed, so much so that said living quarters seem to have cleaned themselves. payment is left in the open, and missing payment is a definite indicator that the ninja maid was there and the job is done.
by staceylynneninja November 24, 2011
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Majic Ninjas

The Majic Ninjas are the two ninjas summoned by Big Baby Sweets in the film "Big Money Hu$la$.

The phrase: "Majic Majic Ninjas, Whut!" has become somewhat of a common phrase among us Juggalos, as well as fans of the film
"Then there is only one thing to do.... we must summon.... the Majic Ninjas......."

"Majic Majic Ninja, Whut! Majic Majic Ninja, Whut!"
by Overlord Ixmythot September 2, 2007
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Slippery ninja

The sexual act of masturbating onto a floor, leaving a sticky or slippery mess (depending on floor surface). An action intended to cause discomfort and annoyance to a female partner in the hope that she treads in the newly applied man-porridge.
*guy applies slippery ninja technique, girl walks into room* *squelch*
Girl: Oh my god that's disgusting! Why would you do that on the floor?!
Guy: I am slippery ninja, and as an owner of ovaries, you are the victim of my mischievous ninja deeds!
by Slippery ninja February 28, 2010
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Cocaine ninja

A ninja that snorts cocaine
DUH!!
by AcidSamurai August 15, 2011
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Gay Ninja

What you think it is. A gay ninja. Seriously, you really need a definition?
Timmy: Wow you just got killed by a gay ninja! you suck ass
by doyoulikepie?ithoughtso October 23, 2008
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ninja-wanged

To surprise a ninja and get smacked by his spring-loaded erect penis as a result (or wang). In everyday usage, a term used to describe the result of colliding with a ninja or someone of ninja-esque qualities, resulting in disorientation and humiliation.

The ability to ninja-wang or to cause ninja-wangification or to possess a ninja-wang is reported to be an ancillary reason for a ninja's inherent stealth.

"Ninjas don't just walk slow to not be heard ..." -- John S.
Quote from a waking gaurdsmen:
"I didn't see him coming. I just walked around the corner, and the guy ninja-wanged me."

Quote from a Master:
"Nevermind the pebble. To truly be a master, you must possess the ability of the Ninja-Wang."
by Rob E. November 2, 2006
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