Neck Strap

A device used to hold a saxophone or contrabass clarinet up, so arms don't get tired when marching on the field.

Girl: Man, my neck strap is too tight.
Guy: Loosen it up a bit...how else are you going to play your sax?

by Krystina the Alien October 9, 2008

Bebarathan's neck

A neck equivalent to;

Burnt toast, Jay Z's crusty lips, BBQ grill, burnt anything, madddd crusty, needs lotion,

so help him god.

Hey look , that man has Bebarathan's neck

by Chriisss May 16, 2018

vigina neck

A WHITE BOII BY THE NAME OF WOODY AND LOOKS LIKE CAPTIAN MARVEL AND HAS A BALD DAD THAT HAS A FRIEND WITH A CURLED HEAD. He also hates NIGGERS AND JEWS ...HAIL HITLER

U HAVE A VIGINA NECK WOODY

by Mr im ur dad May 18, 2019

neck-cracker

(Adj.) Somewhat a derogatory term used against red neck's who don't actually have red necks because they aren't from the south, but their skin is indeed, like a cracker.

Angus: "That sunburn makes you look like a red neck, Cletus!"

Maybelle: "Too bad he's just a neck-cracker!"
(Both laugh and slap their knees at Cletus's dumb ass.)

by Curly Fried December 15, 2017

Turkey-Neck

In a manner strikingly similar to Arabian Goggles, the strapping young lad whips out his genitalia and places his nutsack on the neck of a waiting female, with his dick facing up toward her chin. In this way, the delighted female's neck will resemble that of a turkey.

"Girl, I'm going to turkey-neck the shit out of you."

"Every day's Thanksgiving with a good old fashioned turkey-neck!"

by the drunken asshole April 11, 2010

head neck

An ailment characterized by a sore, stiff or otherwise uncomfortable feeling in or around the neck and attributable to extended, or perhaps simply incorrectly administered, oral sex. Usage is exactly like one would use "tennis elbow." The first word (head) defines the activity and the second word (neck) refers to the body part that is suffering as a result of performing the activity. Appears in both genders and can be associated with fellatio, cunnilingus or even analingus. It truly is an equal opportunity malady.

"Heck Bill, I'd really love to go down on you today, but I have a really severe case of head neck."

by erik, just erik March 10, 2008

neck crank

A neck crank is the act of applying friction with one's hand on the back of someone else's neck. This act is usually done in response to an idiotic remark or statement.

Person 1: "Cody Bryant is the best player in the NBA!"
Person 2: "His name is Kobe Bryant. That's a neck crank"
*Person 2 performs neck crank on person 1's neck.*

by whitestblackguy June 13, 2008