neck muffin

Neck skin that hangs over a too-tight collar.

She: You need to buy new shirts.
He: Why?
She: Your collar is so tight that you have a neck muffin.

by Momus the Sarcastic January 30, 2010

vigina neck

A WHITE BOII BY THE NAME OF WOODY AND LOOKS LIKE CAPTIAN MARVEL AND HAS A BALD DAD THAT HAS A FRIEND WITH A CURLED HEAD. He also hates NIGGERS AND JEWS ...HAIL HITLER

U HAVE A VIGINA NECK WOODY

by Mr im ur dad May 19, 2019

rock neck

When you rock out too hard and headbanging takes a toll the next morning and you can't move your head.

Damn, headbanging to Metallica really gave me rock neck.

by babtothebone May 19, 2011

sick neck

When a persons shirt collar looks streched out and worn out

when your undershirt is not properly fitted

when someone pulls on your shirt

"Man you got sick neck! fix ya shirt peepz."

by c-jizzle316 July 22, 2008

Turkey-Neck

In a manner strikingly similar to Arabian Goggles, the strapping young lad whips out his genitalia and places his nutsack on the neck of a waiting female, with his dick facing up toward her chin. In this way, the delighted female's neck will resemble that of a turkey.

"Girl, I'm going to turkey-neck the shit out of you."

"Every day's Thanksgiving with a good old fashioned turkey-neck!"

by the drunken asshole April 11, 2010

head neck

An ailment characterized by a sore, stiff or otherwise uncomfortable feeling in or around the neck and attributable to extended, or perhaps simply incorrectly administered, oral sex. Usage is exactly like one would use "tennis elbow." The first word (head) defines the activity and the second word (neck) refers to the body part that is suffering as a result of performing the activity. Appears in both genders and can be associated with fellatio, cunnilingus or even analingus. It truly is an equal opportunity malady.

"Heck Bill, I'd really love to go down on you today, but I have a really severe case of head neck."

by erik, just erik March 10, 2008

neck crank

A neck crank is the act of applying friction with one's hand on the back of someone else's neck. This act is usually done in response to an idiotic remark or statement.

Person 1: "Cody Bryant is the best player in the NBA!"
Person 2: "His name is Kobe Bryant. That's a neck crank"
*Person 2 performs neck crank on person 1's neck.*

by whitestblackguy June 13, 2008