sick neck

When a persons shirt collar looks streched out and worn out

when your undershirt is not properly fitted

when someone pulls on your shirt

"Man you got sick neck! fix ya shirt peepz."

by c-jizzle316 August 17, 2008

Head or Neck?

The lamest game ever made,mostly played by lame teenagers with no life.You stick out your hand in a circle,get someone to look at it,and if they do it gives you permission to hit them on they're head or neck?

guy1:*points to floor*"Hey,dude,is that yours?"
guy2:"what?"*looks at dude's hand*
guy1:"head or neck?"
i know lame right?!

by gabi jackson April 11, 2010

neck scrotum

The saggy, empty-bag look of aged neck skin on older people, especially men. Particularly noticeable when lifts and tucks have made facial skin taut.

"My God! Check out the neck scrotum on George Takei. Did he have his eyes done?"

by Mean Red March 25, 2010

neck-cracker

(Adj.) Somewhat a derogatory term used against red neck's who don't actually have red necks because they aren't from the south, but their skin is indeed, like a cracker.

Angus: "That sunburn makes you look like a red neck, Cletus!"

Maybelle: "Too bad he's just a neck-cracker!"
(Both laugh and slap their knees at Cletus's dumb ass.)

by Curly Fried December 15, 2017

Turkey-Neck

In a manner strikingly similar to Arabian Goggles, the strapping young lad whips out his genitalia and places his nutsack on the neck of a waiting female, with his dick facing up toward her chin. In this way, the delighted female's neck will resemble that of a turkey.

"Girl, I'm going to turkey-neck the shit out of you."

"Every day's Thanksgiving with a good old fashioned turkey-neck!"

by the drunken asshole April 11, 2010

Neck-rolls

The fabulosness that chills on someones neck and hides their chin.

"DAMM GURL,That some nice neck-rolls"

by MarzyPill May 13, 2016

head neck

An ailment characterized by a sore, stiff or otherwise uncomfortable feeling in or around the neck and attributable to extended, or perhaps simply incorrectly administered, oral sex. Usage is exactly like one would use "tennis elbow." The first word (head) defines the activity and the second word (neck) refers to the body part that is suffering as a result of performing the activity. Appears in both genders and can be associated with fellatio, cunnilingus or even analingus. It truly is an equal opportunity malady.

"Heck Bill, I'd really love to go down on you today, but I have a really severe case of head neck."

by erik, just erik March 10, 2008