Panic Clean

Quickly cleaning in a panic before guests arrive

“I just panic cleaned the entire house before my brother arrived.”

by BAHHAHAHAHAA May 05, 2024

Cleaned My Clock

When a Woman takes your soul from you with fellatio and leaves nothing In your scrotum! Completely Empty

Man the way she “Cleaned My Clock” I think I’m in love or something close to it

by King Renzo January 23, 2021

cleaned the stall

Performing oral sex on the ass.

Well he was mucking the barn, he went one step further and cleaned the stall.

by Just Dirty March 09, 2016

keyboard cleaning

when you clean the keyboard

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking

by rat, but this time smarter November 24, 2023

Clean-Hank

Absolutely banging Youtube content. simply the best around

“Oi mate, seen the new Clean-Hank video”
“I sure did lad, cure my mum of leukaemia!!!”

by rhyparography July 16, 2021

clean & jerk

Masturbating in the shower

"I start every day with a clean & jerk."

by Kichael Jackstien August 19, 2015

Cleaning the plow

When this old lady at midnight mass on Christmas implies that you are going to have sex with your brother later tonight because you were holding hands during the our father.

Who is cleaning the plow tonight, you or him?

by Kyle Boedeker December 29, 2008