League of Nations

(n.) Formed in 1919 to unite the countries that fought on both sides of World War I, this talking shop group fell apart when Hitler and Mussolini left it. It was replaced by the United Nations

The League of nations is long dead.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

National Send Nudes Day

April 18th is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

by NationalDays May 28, 2018

National Smoke Weed Day

The day also refer to as 420. It is a day when weed is legal. The bases of this is when a dozen students,called Waldos, created a day to smoke weed and they made a secret language to smoke pot and called it 420.

This day is on April 20.

Hey man on national smoke weed day we gonna have our self some weed

by Kool Kool kid May 12, 2011

National slap ass day

Is the day when the girl can slap all the boys with sexy ass 13- 15 November 🍑🍑🍑

Girl : " Girl slap boy "

Boy: " why are you do that ? "

Girl : " cause it 's national slap ass day "

by Huitifxirsurcoh November 12, 2019

National Suicide Mouse Day

National Suicide Mouse day is celebrated at every October 22 of the year. This is because the famous Creepypasta, (urban legend copypasta), Suicidemouse.avi, is first mentioned on 4chan around October 22, 2009, at 6:30 P.M.

If you guys don't know what Suicidemouse.avi is, it is a lost episode creepypasta and is widely seen as the forefather of the entire lost episode genre. This story is based off of an old, unseen Mickey Mouse episode. There is also a video that is based off of the creepypasta.

Nonetheless, there is nothing special about the video, but it shows three minutes of Mickey Mouse walking throughout the film with an audio track of some person banging on piano keys for about a minute and a half, before cutting to white noise. After for about three minutes, it cut to black. Everybody said that it cut to black and that was it. When Leonard Maltin got his computer, he decided to grab his monitor, and opened up the digital copy of the film, and noticed something

The film was 9 minutes and 4 seconds long.

"Honestly, I think Suicidemouse.avi is fake." - Claws111
(BTW, Happy National Suicide Mouse Day!)

by TheAnonymouse21 October 21, 2016

national broadband network

An internet project thought up by the Labour Party of Australia, where Fibre Optic cable was used to connect Australia to the internet. Soon though was ruined by a dickhead by the name of Malcolm Turnbull who said we didn't need fibre and instead recycled the old copper internet.

The National Broadband Network is a piece of shit.

by 123456789ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUV May 30, 2017

National Motor Boat Titties Day - April 13

On April 13 you are aloud to motor boat anyone’s titties

friend: hey you know what day it is
friend 2: hell ya it’s National motor boat titties day - april 13

by _Hannah_Baker___ May 25, 2018