Blueberry Muffins

Part of the BRO CODE

When a bro is intoxicated and chatting-up a girl (one of exceptionally bad quality), it is ANOTHER bros responsibility to warn his bro of the bad decision he is about to make.

In this situation the term "blueberry muffins" is subtly used as code for "Get the fuck out of there! ABORT ABORT!".

Bro sees his bro in trouble and subtly codes to him: "DUDE!! Lets go get some BLUEBERRY MUFFINS!"

by The blueberry muffin man May 23, 2011

cock muffin

1. A muffin that someone sperminated before putting in the oven
2. A dickhead

1. Joe likes cock muffins with extra cum.
2. Joe is a pretty big cock muffin.

by Mister D October 20, 2004

kitty muffins

The kneading of cat's when they're into it.

my sweet kitty cat's making kitty muffins!

by psydtrakt January 3, 2010

Dick Muffin

the tip of a dick.

"holy shit nice dick muffin!"

by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 4, 2011

muffin bucket

An ambiguous dirty word that can mean almost anything, it really depends on the context it is used.

"I kicked her right in the muffin bucket!"

"Dinner was good, then we came home and we filled the ole' muffin bucket if you know what I mean."

by B-Rad H May 23, 2008

smelling the muffins

Making out.

Coined 2007 at Duke.

"Hey, Sue? We're smelling the muffins. We like smelling the muffins," Paul said, his arm wrapped around Paulette as they strolled into the kitchen. "Could you... eh... leave?"

by Jenny W October 15, 2007

Bean Muffin

1. A Bean Muffin is wat you call something that is so awesome.

Its hard to explain how cool a Bean Muffin is. You'll know once you see a Bean Muffin.
(And people who think Bean Muffin means muffin top....you are wrong)

person 1. "Woahhh did you see that cool girl with octopus hair and green eyes??"
person 2. "Yeah man, i saw her. She's a Bean Muffin"

by t1cklebug May 18, 2010