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craptain morgan

When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.
Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.
by Sawboss800 April 27, 2016
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Morgan

Morgan is a skank. But, she has a lovely halter dress. That behind is thanging. I would love to tap that.
Morgan is a beautiful girl

Morgan sucks
by kmoney224 April 14, 2022
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Morgan

Morgan is a top shagger.
by kinel ay November 23, 2021
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morgan davis

Morgan davis is so sexyyyyyyy
by Corey skelton January 16, 2018
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Morgan

Osama bin laden’s uraban disguise. Very sneaky and tries to rape vietnamese children. Usually a homosexual. Has the urge to own all land and materials in any game. Likes to scream and shout things that only make sense to his retarded brain.
by JESchindler February 12, 2019
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Morgan

A dumb ass Nigga who thinks he is the shit but everyone says shit behind his back. He also has a small dick for a small women. Morgans are typically seen preying on broken women that look for any form of instant satisfaction.
"You see that morgan over there"
"yeah lets dip before he comes and talks to us about how cool his dad is"
by Tutknee February 14, 2020
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Morgan

A thot.
That's it.

Just a thot.

I know I'm a Morgan myself, and this was posted on my bday.
Guy 1: I found a new e thot on Insta
Guy 2: Must be a Morgan
by danthotlovespizza July 2, 2019
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