mashing my taters

Gay shit a coworker does

He loves mashing my taters- Big J

by Pimply November 19, 2023

Making Maroon

The act of unprotected anal sex where faecal matter is left on the penis, which is then inserted into/ slapped against an open wound on any part of the body. The wound can either be pre-existing or inflicted on your partner(s).

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead

"Hey babe, do you wanna try 'Making Maroon' tonight?"

by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024

Making mustard

The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.

Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.

by Little Jonn August 20, 2024

Making banana bread

When someone is being retarded and making every bad decision they can think of

I don’t know what to tell you she’s just been making banana bread

by Stick licker March 8, 2024

making a poster

a term that is used to describe when a guy goes to pound town. (Used particularly to describe the action with two girls)

Sanjog was making a poster with his Bhangra friends

by izSJD;lAS March 8, 2024

macking

part of the term "heating up macking cheese in the michael wave" . the mack part of the macking cheese

heating up macking cheese in the michael wave

by certifiedfreak7daysaweek March 17, 2024

Mashing Taters

The male to male scissor

I walked in on 2 guys mashing taters.

by Thomas Oslanski March 28, 2024