Telstra Mad

When you are so mad, that chest pains, eye twitching, profanity, loss of mind are all in full swing and any form of control has been squashed by you diminished spirit, feelings of requiring therapy or remuneration due to incredibly poor service, you are officially Telstra Mad.

'On a scale of 1 to Telstra Mad, just how mad were you bro?' 'I was Telstra mad'

by Telstramadgirl March 13, 2018

mad fag

very, extremely gay. if your name is Landon then you definitely have mad fag.

Ex: wow, Landon is so mad fag, he sux dicks.

by crustycroissant October 8, 2018

mad snappy

The replacement of "mad cool". apart, these words do not mean much but together, they define awesomeness. This phrase can be used in just about any situation and depending on the tone used can mean anything you want it to.

Some jerk cut me off in traffic today, they were mad snappy

by giveitatry January 16, 2011

mad batteries

a large amount of batteries, preferably in your hands

Man, this game gear takes mad batteries

by thewreckedship September 9, 2009

Mad Rob

To Jizz in a females face giving the facade of sexual security, then proceeding to sucker punch her in the eye to leave a dark shiner.

She cheated on me so I gave her a Mad Rob for her kindness.

by Sfhse May 29, 2019

Mad Mark

When someone proclaims to do something big and edgy which will have consequences however the behaviour something that is normal.

Im going to make a cup a tea you know!

“Mad him. Mad Mark.”

Ill go in work late tomorrow and no one will stop me.

“He will you know, Mad Mark”

by FredtheRed June 9, 2020

mad shook

More than just phisically or emotionally disturbed; usually said when some one did something that makes you really shocked or something happened that you did not think would happen

I was so mad shook when they told him that I still liked him, that I went home.

by Raine1524 December 16, 2017