male sex organ

a clever way to call someone a dick or dickhead, without sounding rude

-Hey, you male sex organ. You stole my breakfast.

-Don't be such a male sex organ!

by dildo777 January 19, 2023

Male manipulator music

Specific music is considered male manipulator music when a band consists or is known to have a fandom that mainly consists of guys that are manipulative pieces of shit (wich does not mean all their fans are like that btw).

Girl #1: "So what type of music does your bf listen to?"
Girl #2: "Oh you know like radio head and stuff"
Girl #1: "You know that's male manipulator music right? Girl run!"

by Jamesmustdie December 23, 2020

Male Pattern Blindness

Male Pattern Blindness / Pattern Male Blindness - A condition that afflicts men in which they are in a situation where a woman is giving every signal he needs to make a successful close but he does not notice. Later on, he may finally realize his blunder but the realization comes too late.

A girl might give a guy IOI's (indicators of interest) such as touching his arm, playing with her hair, or laughing at his unfunny jokes. A guy with male pattern blindness, usually due to lack of confidence, assumes she is just being nice when in actuality she wants him to hit on her / kiss her / fuck her / etc...

by Evil Ryan February 29, 2008

male pattern cameltoe

When a man has pants or shorts on that are so tight that his junk is clearly outlined in them or provides the viewer with an almost "wedgie" appearence.

Gross, that guy suffers from Male Pattern Cameltoe his pants are so tight.

by ImBringingBloggingBack September 30, 2006

Male Karen

When a guy has too many cats he gets called male Karen

"I own 6 cats, I'll be the old cat lady but as a man"
"Then you'd be a Male Karen"

by Karen550 March 29, 2020

male sex slavery

the concept of the female CONTROLLING the male with their "cootchie" !!
once the male gets it's first "taste" , it is HOOKED FOREVER !! (and never the same!)
the female can then demand the most ridiculous things from the male in exchange
for a "slice of pie" IF the male refuses to "play ball" , he is "CUT OFF" !!

it takes a MIGHTY MAN to be able to just say: FUCK YOU ! , and walk away !!
the substance (vaginal 'envelopment' leading to "shot" movement") works like (and may as well BE) DRUGS !
once the male is "hooked" , he no longer is in control !

the lucky ones who CAN get away, "burn in hell" trying to find a 'replacement' ! , be it another human, or some

kind of replacement substitution ! ("fleshlight" , "auto suck" , food, alcohol, "professional woman" , e.t.c.)

of course, after about age 40 , very few females have much use for sex , leaving the male to find itself
with great troubles ANYWAY ! "for better or worse" seems to be forgotten , after the children have been

manufactured! the female is more than happy to dispense with the "messy chore"

it is my belief that the male who has taken great pains to "satisfy" (read: orgasm!) their female all along, suffers way less from this!

the male gets to burn with extreme sexual desire from puberty to the GRAVE! , unlike the female who SEEMS to
be a creature with much lesser sexual needs , reproduction being tantamount ! to any "drive"

once, john could get past male sex slavery...response: megan must be GOOD !

male sex slavery has possessed MANY a male !! , and driven others INSANE !

by michael foolsley December 20, 2021

beta male quaver

An extremely underdeveloped male who relays on support from more superior black alpha females, never sticks up for himself relays on females to do that for him. Scared of buses. Scared of small Scottish men. Commonly referred to as quaver

friend 1: I want to shag your girlfriend

friend 2: Your girlfriend is a milf
beta male quaver:

by IloveQuavers February 6, 2019