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Lesbian Nod 

The unexpected approval or recognition given to someone perceived to be doing something who is in actual fact doing something else, and there is no opportunity to explain.

To get the Lesbian Nod, to be given a Lesbian Nod, to give a Lesbian Nod to someone.
Holding the hand of your same-sex blind/disabled friend to guide them in the street is what you're actually doing, but people in the street give you recognition for being "out and proud".

Usage: "I got the Lesbian Nod today for chasing a purse-snatcher, when actually I was running after a bus."

Putting a War and Peace dustjacket on your copy of Twilight and reading it in public is not an action meriting a lesbian nod - the confusion must be genuinely accidental.
Lesbian Nod by frenchknickers April 21, 2009

Lesbian Shirt

A free give away shirt worn by a late-in-life lesbian usually from a benefit walk for breast cancer, AIDS, or other incurable diseases.
Guy 1: Haha look at those two dikey looking lesbos over there.

Guy 2: Haha what a lesbian shirt: "Walk For Breast Cancer" Pshhh!
Lesbian Shirt by andytheslash January 21, 2010

Lesbian boyfriend

Someone who thinks they're boyfriend material but instead of being the unicorn you wanted... They're a fuck boy. But you still like being their friend.
I'm not dating him, he's just my lesbian boyfriend.
Lesbian boyfriend by Omistars September 1, 2016

Lesbian SEX 

Something white people do... It is great because you get double the titties and YOU CANT GET PREGNANT!!!🍆🍑 A lot of people like to fuck or have lesbian sex for pleasure... It often causes JIZZ to become thicker in the vagina and harder to push into the dick whole or ass, it makes your pussy hard and sexy. It causes you to want to fuck your daddy or rape your own cock in the ass...🍆🍑🍌🥥🍪🐓🤰🏼❌🚫
I like sucking on titties while having LESBIAN SEX.
I moaned last night while having lesbian sex!”uhhhhh fuck me daddy, HARDER!!!”
Lesbian SEX by Daddylovespussy March 30, 2019

lesbian jeans 

A pair of jeans firing specially for lesbians.
Rhonda: Come on babe, we gotta get to the mall by 3:00 or the lesbian jeans will be full price
lesbian jeans by Febreze November 20, 2016

Lesbian Pornography

18-40 year old girls participating with other gay females by doing sex acts on camera, usually done when they are naked and filmed by a horny perverted man who is masturbating. The whole reason why I use the internet, to view females sucking each others pussies.
Hey bro! The girls just called, they want to make Lesbian Pornography. Okay, dawg I'll get the camera. Go set up the room where they are going to have sex in.
Lesbian Pornography by james fuck December 26, 2018