LMAO Land

the land of everything known as lmao...
funny basically lives here year round...

1. Dude!! i went to lmao land yesterday!! it was fucking EPIC!!
2. a rofl-copter is the ruler of lmao land lolz!!

by f3@rl3$$ January 5, 2009

land shark

The act of leaving a land shark:

Dropping toilet paper pre-duke (the land) and laying down a nice big steamer on top (the shark). A turd casually sunning itself on a TP island waiting for an unsuspecting victim to smell its wrath. An act designed to avoid ass-splash whilst doing your duty and to punish those who follow.

"Man, I went in that gas station bathroom and someone dropped a huge land shark." (ie..find another rest room to rest your toosh 'cuz that bathroom smells like butthole content.)

by MISHELLLIOhohoho September 18, 2012

Land party

A computer party where people bring their own computer and moniter and link them up to play war games. Land parties usually involve lots of caffeine (and snacks) to be able to stay up all night. It usually ends up being a sleepover.

My older brother and his friends like to geek it out to the max and have a Land party while my parents are outta town.

by MarnieMichelle August 28, 2007

land barracuda

A nasty, ugly, and usually old thing who hangs out in bars (especially gay bars) ready to pounce on hot, young patrons. As merciless & fast in their approach as real barracudas are in their feeding.

See that land barracuda over there? Stay away.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

Landen

Maddie fucker and lover and curled hair like fuck and he’s a nigg** so yeah

Landen the nigger

by Justin dick July 29, 2019

Nibbenmilf, Land of

Combination of the terms NBN and MILF which describes a mythical realm dripping with perpetually horny drop-dead gorgeous women between the ages of 35-50. Some upper-middle-class planned suburban communities bursting at the seams with trophy wives may qualify, but most of us will only see them on TV or in the movies.

Fairview from Desperate Housewives may be the mythical Land of Nibbenmilf.

by The Evil Steve August 25, 2005

tracks of land

this is not a euphemism for brests. It is a testement to how much the man saying it wants more land because he lives in a swamp.

FATHER: Stop that, stop that! You're not going to do a song while
I'm here. Now listen lad, in twenty minutes you're getting married to
a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.
HERBERT: But I don't want land.
FATHER: Listen, Alex,--
HERBERT: Herbert.
FATHER: Herbert. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we
can get.
HERBERT: But I don't like her.
FATHER: Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful,
she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

by malibabub February 2, 2005