by agtfrhyjk;o March 12, 2019
Get the ching chang chong landmug. When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
by Politic Ric October 31, 2010
Get the The Spread Eagle Has Landedmug. The reason for starving kids in Africa. If seen, you are advised to shoot on contact. This is no ordinary whale. Its a land whale. Accounts report that it is seen wearing chains and horrible make up. Never underestimate the hunger of the rarely seen land whale.
Guy 1: "Hey Deric don't go out so late. The Rarely Seen Land Whale might find you"
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."
by Big eyed bandit November 7, 2012
Get the Rarely Seen Land Whalemug. Filled with wannabe gangsters, rootin n' tootin rednecks, and snowflakes with nothing in between. Can't have nice things (like bathrooms) here cause of smooth brainers who think they're funny. You'd be safer walking through the streets of Detroit at night than walking through the halls of Redland.
by rootin rick December 14, 2021
Get the Red Land High Schoolmug. I fell into the land of ass rape servitude thinking it to be a place of profit, but I was fucking wrong!
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 20, 2008
Get the land of ass rape servitudemug. by InternetIgnorance January 25, 2018
Get the super mario 3d landmug. by the "sex" August 14, 2009
Get the unholy garden of no mans landmug.