jordan thurlow

a big gay bear with a beard

"is that a jordan thurlow i see over there? oh wait no, its just a big gay bear with a beard"

by patchwork1993 December 20, 2009

Mexican Jordans

Shoes that were deemed ugly,cheap, or fake by the industry and people.

"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"

"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"

"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀

- must be them mexican Jordans"

by ALAAKAYYYYYYYYY360 June 30, 2020

jordan forces

the new shoes that came out that air jordan fused with nike.
the illest shoe ever!

oh them shoes is da illest shoes ever (talking about jordan forces)

by shoegilles June 24, 2008

Jordan Laughlin

Someone dodging a knife to stick it in someone else's back = Jordan Laughlin

The cops jammed him up so he pulled a Jordan Laughlin

by Bobby possumcod June 28, 2014

jordan daniel

An absolute fucking retard who is always saying damn Daniel and Jordan belfor

Way to go Jordan Daniel u dumbass

Don't take a shit there Jordan Daniel

by Tddddd September 12, 2017

Jordan-Shit

A menuver performed in either a real life basketball game or on a basketball video game that resembles something Michael Jordan would do in his prime.

Guy 1: Oh my gosh dont dunk on me!
Guy 2: (Jumps in the air and does a nasty dunk on Guy 1)
Guy 3: DAAAMMMN! Did you just see that Jordan-Shit?!!

by Ie.Monster December 5, 2009

Jordan Palmer

A bitchass cunt fucken faggot loser I hate his ass. Retarded cunt fuck who is dating a scum loser and his dad got his ass beat in the police force

Jordan Palmer is such a fucking faggot

by PalmerIsDumb November 15, 2019