jordan thurlow

a big gay bear with a beard

"is that a jordan thurlow i see over there? oh wait no, its just a big gay bear with a beard"

by patchwork1993 December 20, 2009

Mexican Jordans

Shoes that were deemed ugly,cheap, or fake by the industry and people.

"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"

"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"

"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀

- must be them mexican Jordans"

by ALAAKAYYYYYYYYY360 June 30, 2020

jordan forces

the new shoes that came out that air jordan fused with nike.
the illest shoe ever!

oh them shoes is da illest shoes ever (talking about jordan forces)

by shoegilles June 24, 2008

Jordan Laughlin

Someone dodging a knife to stick it in someone else's back = Jordan Laughlin

The cops jammed him up so he pulled a Jordan Laughlin

by Bobby possumcod June 28, 2014

Jordan Palmer

A bitchass cunt fucken faggot loser I hate his ass. Retarded cunt fuck who is dating a scum loser and his dad got his ass beat in the police force

Jordan Palmer is such a fucking faggot

by PalmerIsDumb November 15, 2019

Jordan Christian

1. The most amazing guy in this world.

2. Perfect.

3. Strong.

4. Incrediable.

5. Beautiful inside & out.

'Jordan Christian is incredibly strong'

by aquaa October 1, 2012

Deanna Jordan

An extremely sexy and fit rhino! And won’t mind looking at little kids.

Hey is that deanna looking at my kids!!

Yh deanna Jordan is always looking at kids

by Deanna Jordan June 2, 2019