jordan thurlow

a big gay bear with a beard

"is that a jordan thurlow i see over there? oh wait no, its just a big gay bear with a beard"

by patchwork1993 December 20, 2009

Mexican Jordans

Shoes that were deemed ugly,cheap, or fake by the industry and people.

"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"

"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"

"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀

- must be them mexican Jordans"

by ALAAKAYYYYYYYYY360 June 30, 2020

jordan forces

the new shoes that came out that air jordan fused with nike.
the illest shoe ever!

oh them shoes is da illest shoes ever (talking about jordan forces)

by shoegilles June 24, 2008

Jordan Laughlin

Someone dodging a knife to stick it in someone else's back = Jordan Laughlin

The cops jammed him up so he pulled a Jordan Laughlin

by Bobby possumcod June 28, 2014

Deanna Jordan

An extremely sexy and fit rhino! And won’t mind looking at little kids.

Hey is that deanna looking at my kids!!

Yh deanna Jordan is always looking at kids

by Deanna Jordan June 2, 2019

jordan-shock

when someone has grown addicted to a person and becomes a puppy and has not talked to a certain person for a short amount of time. In the victims mind though, since he/she is in jordan-shock, this short amount of time seems endless to her. This originated from maria&jordan on the tv show SOME DO, when jordan gets a job and therefore is unable to talk to Maria as much as he used to.

A: Hey, why does she keep checking her buddy list?
B: Oh, she's in jordan-shock.

by fmtonight. June 24, 2010

small jordan

a small jordan is a dick that used to be huge but became small off steroids, people on steroids get small jordans usaully.
jocks usaully are on steroids and have a small jordan aka sordan.
stop steroids to stop sordans, men with a small dick use to be on steroids and have a sordan.

EX:girl: wow that man looks like he is tough must have a sordan.

EX:man: look at my muscles
girl: your probaly on steroids and have a sordan going on their...
small jordan

by small jordan May 15, 2014