penis joint

A cock that has been fucked so hard (by ellen MC) that it is steaming.

ELLEN: GOd damb that was a good root, i was goin for ten seconds straight befor it blew!
OSCAR: is it a penis joint yet?
DANIEL: Nah give me another ten seconds :P

by www.youtube.com/oscarknott69 March 2, 2009

hill billy joint

a prerolled joint or blunt that must be smoked only under certain conditions.

Pothead #1: Hey you gonna smoke that?
Pothead #2: Not until I'm ready to go home or I lose all my money

by Hillbilly Dave May 13, 2005

The Janitor

When you shit on a bitch then you piss on her chest to clean it off like a fuckin janitor in the cafeteria cleaning up some little kids puke

I had this dirty bitch that was so nasty that she told me to shit on her then clean it off with my piss, like I'm the janitor from school, fuckin cunty whore

by Cennams February 6, 2007

Several Joint Liability

When a party is liable for all of the damage incurred by a third party after becoming excessively high on marijuana.

Jake decided to smoke a pack of joints, and, as all stoners do when they get high, he took a baseball bat to every car window on his block. Jake will be liable for the damage under the Several Joint Liability doctrine introduced by Justice Holmes in the landmark case Marley v. Jane.

by Billings Learned Hand November 22, 2012

Assistant Janitor

The hitting of the absolute bottom of life. You can go no lower than this. This word is the absolute embodiment of being a complete loser in life and 99.9% sure your not going to being able to amount to anything in life. If you are a Assistant Janitor, you are a worthless meat sack and you should have never existed. But if you are one, you should take pride in it,it is the only thing you can take pride in. So, Assistant Janitors of the world. Stand up, and wear this as a badge of honor, because its not easy to be an Assistant Janitor. Eh, actually its pretty easy.

Man 1: "Dude, you are 69 years old and you've never had a job,you have had an unhonorable discharge from the U.S. Military,you were kicked out of your own birthday 20 years in a row, evicted from your cardboard box,you've had 16 interventions on your sticker addiction, and you have the most viewed fail on YouTube. Dude, you're an Assistant Janitor."

Assistant Janitor: "You're darn skippy, and I'm proud of it."

by Kane Chitty July 10, 2014

Jonathans

British slang term for diarrhea.

Most likely a variation on colloquial term "the trots", derived from the English cricketer Jonathan Trott

I had the Jonathans this morning.

by pamelajamsamwitch November 14, 2011

Jonathan

Too tall for girls. Takes too many showers. Listens to his ipod 24/7. Loves green even though blue > green anytime.

Is Jonathan at American Eagle?
Duhhh!

by DENNNG (:0 August 26, 2009