Joey

He's an excellent boyfriend, loves you like no other, extremely patient and is very humorous. A man who practices chivalry, is gentlemanly and treats everyone equally. Very protective and will kick your ass real bad if you mess with his loved ones. He doesn't enjoy small talk and looks to connect with people on a deeper level. He's the most genuine person you'll ever meet and only wants people to treat him the same, but that doesn't happen. A Joey is loyal but will leave if treated unfairly or being lied to.
Sarah: "The guys I have dated are all jerks and it pisses me off real bad!"

Dana: "Have you dated a Joey?"

Sarah: "No."

Dana: "TADA!"
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Joey

A true homie, and one that’ll always be there for you.
You’re dope Joey, props to you my man.
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joey

joey is a stupid ass retard that no one loves including his friends jacob and hunter
joey is a gay ass mother fucker no one loves
by me is a guy May 30, 2025
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joey g

super huge dong and very pretty smile love you joey
by joeys_girlfriend March 23, 2025
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Joey S.

A dude who only bangs 4s and below
Did you see what Joey S. Took to that steakhouse last night she was a 4 at best and I heard she friendzoned him
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Joey

Joey, someone who you boss around, get them to do jobs that you cant be assed to do.
'I cant be bothered to do it, get a Joey to do it'
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joey orlando

Wow, that guy I mugged was a real joey orlando
by MaddJack May 16, 2016
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