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Jason

Extremely gay like so gay he surpasses all gayness.
He is very Jason.
by Awshithewegoagain April 27, 2025
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Jason

Big Dick n****a, huge fuck stick and is beautiful in bed.
Wow Jason penis is huge
by China Is fat af March 8, 2019
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Jason

An expert in the study of buildings, often hoisted by their own petard. Often found in positions of middle management roles, Jasons have a tendency to blame juniors for adverse situations of their own making. They then tend to shout very loudly, albeit meaninglessly.
I thought you were going to leave the cupboard so we could get inside. You Jasoned it!
by Mop_exoskeleton February 23, 2024
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Jason

Jason is a disgusting selfish asshole who gets high everyday. Thinks he is the shit but really secretly no one likes him. He is very mean sometimes and is a liar. Always try’s to be funny and jokes around too much and it gets fucking annoying. Thinks he is hilarious. Uses the excuse of being high when he’s mean to girls, calling them sluts and whores. He lies. Be careful with Jason’s. They will break ur heart if you let them.
“Hi jason! How are you?”
“Send me nudes slut”
Promise you wont save them?”
“Okay”
*Saves them and sends them to his friend then lies saying he didn’t when his friend sent them to me saying he sent them to him.*
by Angelicpussy October 8, 2019
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Jason

When you pull a Jason you are so drunk that you try to walk through a drive thru.
Dude did you see that guy pull a Jason last night when we walked out of the bar?
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Jason Girl

A Jason Girl is a girl who is in between being considered too fat for sex and just slim enough.
Oh yikes he brought a jason girl to prom
by Ashoota June 4, 2024
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Finnick Jason Taylor

A cool guy who needs to stop making suicidal jokes and get together with his girlfriend already
"Wow Finnick Jason Taylor is an amazing dude- NOT A KNOW IT ALL"
by RomillySpaghettiOhs May 18, 2022
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