jordan connor 

A hot daddy literally flaming hot. makes me want to die because he’s so hot. but sadly he’s engaged, well not sad because he’s happy but sad for everyone who likes him.

jordan connor: you’re daughter calls me daddy too

jordan connor by satan is me February 16, 2019

Jordan Knotts 

Noun. Prounounced, Jordan Kah-nots.

A "Jordan Knotts" is the typical nimrod of every highschool, city, state, etc. A Jordan Knotts claims they are completely straight, but everyone knows they like to suck big black cock on the weekends. A person defined as a Jordan Knotts typically finds pleasure in shoving wide, thick objects up their anus and feels the need to be turned on by things the average person wouldn't normally be turned on by or things that are frowned upon by society. For example, their mother, your mother, their grandma, jews, their father, turtles, black poop, bloody poop, and even period blood. A Jordan Knotts can appear awesome at first, but don't let them fool you. They're are quite the trickster!

"Jordan Knotts is such a Jordan Knotts."

"Dude, stop being a fucking Jordan Knotts."

Jordan Knotts by purrgostine wong December 6, 2011

Jordan Witzigreuter 

Also known as "The Ready Set". He's the most amazing guy known to man-kind. He will blow your mind with a look in the eye or 2 words. He is incredibly hot & funny & the best person you could ever meet. He is the best musician & 57,328,459,305,607% pure perfect. no one can possibly NOT love him. <3

I can't possibly give you an example of the amazing man himself, Jordan Witzigreuter. so go on youtube & go listen to him!

Jordan Witzigreuter by JLWitzigreuter August 2, 2011

Jordan Godelie

A young boy who sleeps with everyone within distance and thinks he's the shit. But his ego is so large he can not see how ruined and broken he really is.

Hey, tell your boyfriend to stop being a Jordan Godelie before I kick his ass!!!

Jordan Godelie by idkwhoiamedgfttrh November 6, 2010

Jordan 1s

A shoe that white middle class girls didn’t know existed before 2020. most popular shoe of the decade so far, some call it the new air force 1 bc they’re so overhyped. they do be cold tho. will be remember as the “covid lockdown shoe”.

Me : bro what shoes should i get?

Friend: go cop new jordan 1s broski

me: but resellers buy them out and try charging double for them smh

Jordan 1s by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021

Jordan Stringer 

One of Canada's top emerging music Producers and Audio Engineers. Also a highly skilled Multi-instrumentalist. Resides on Vancouver Island BC. and founded Cabin Fever Studios. Born in North York Ontario, and grew up in Bancroft Ontario, slowly heading Westward over the years. Has a natural ear for music and rhythm since childhood, and is claimed to be a musical prodigy by his peers.

Whenever i hear a great album that i can't put down, by a BC artist, I assume that it was Produced or mixed by Jordan Stringer.

Jordan Stringer by Frank Chant February 6, 2010

Jordan Boss Chen 

1.Greasy
2. Cool
3. Biggest MUDAPHUKEN G of BMSS
4. Macks on anything that looks like pussy
5. Bad Breath
Example: Smokes a pack a day, yellow teeth, etc.
6. Known all over the west side of Burnaby

"Yo, who is that" says Novette
"YO NIGGA IT'S JORDAN BOSS CHEN, NIGGA BOOK IT HE'S GUNNA FUKEN WASTE US" says random black kid

"Hey, you know any numbers for E" asks some black kid
"Yea, dial up the homie Jordan Mudaphuken CHEN!"

Jordan Boss Chen by jordanchenidol December 24, 2007