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Jason

Takes jokes to heart
Jason you're shit at fifa

guys yer actually so mean
by bigwangry-an August 1, 2021
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Jason shaw

Typically a dirty nonce who has a small willy and he sticks it in his main ting then his side ting Denise
by Munob May 13, 2019
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Jason Rothenberg

Jason Rothenberg is an American television producer and writer, known for his work on The CW television series shit100 and Body Politic. A rat who killed Lexa.
Jason Rothenberg is an American television producer and writer, known for his work on The CW television series shit100 and Body Politic. A rat who killed Lexa.
by secretsourse August 29, 2017
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Jason

We working like Jason today my back hurt
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Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog
Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker
by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024
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Jason

Jason is unbreakably strong
Loyal
Takes pride in blunt honesty
Quick to anger
Not to be fucked with
Intensely Patriotic
Would find no greater honor than to lay down his life for America

Teach him his job & you'll find none better
Enjoys hard work
Insists on doing it right

Incapable of beatin round the bush
Direct to the point
Brutally honest
Be careful what you ask, you may not want the answer
He knows you know he's right
Doesn't know the meaning of tact

Distrustful of strangers
Let him get to know you, and he'll throw obscene jokes. He won't respect you if you can't dish it back

The worst thing you can do is endanger someone who he loves. You'll feel pain

A true Jason says eating pussy is the main event of sex. Once he starts, he won't stop. It's for his pleasure not yours
Jason will make you cum by doing things you don't know are possible, and come back for more
His appetite for pussy is insatiable. He's aggressive but gentle
If you ask Jason to come over you need to be ready for him to pull down your pants gorge himself and walk away belching in appreciation. It won't be long before he asks for seconds

A true Jason loves all women but he prefers blondes
He loves the Elsa Jean/Kenzie Taylor type who looks like Barbie come to life
Even though he knows he can't ever have one

Jasons are always simple but misunderstood by those looking for things that aren't there
You'll always know where you stand with Jason cause he'll tell you in no uncertain terms
Girl 1: Who is that ASSHOLE? He's so blunt and direct. It's very jarring. And he's being deliberately rude!
Girl 2: That's Jason. You just have to get used to him.
Girl 3: He's also slightly probing you. Testing to see if you're a whiney cunt with thin skin.
Girl 1: He needs to lighten up!
Girls 2 and 3 together: You'll be sorry if he hears you say that!
Girl 2: If he finds out that he offends you, he will take pleasure in continuing to do so without end until you avoid him forever
Girl 3: Yeah. He hates everybody and prefers solitude so he pushes everyone away with everything he's got.
Girl 2: He's not really sadistic. He just hates softies.
by DeplorableNo1 December 12, 2021
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Jason

Jason Is the type of guy that thinks he’s good at sekiro but he’s not
Oh Yeah “Jason” Yeah he sucks at Sekiro.
by SoTheOneisOnebutOns November 7, 2019
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