Creamy Italian 

Jizz, Cum, Sperm, White Stuff, Cream.

Coined on Weeds.

The Stuff Expelled when you masterbate.
See Also: Choking The Chicken, Spanking The Monkey,

Uncle: Okay so an alternative would be to use a tissue. Clean, effective, and gets up all that Creamy Italian. But it can stick to your Dick Head like a fucking Band-Aid.

Creamy Italian by Rx420 June 4, 2009

Old Italian 

Latin

English is based on Old Italian, spoken in the Roman Empire.

Old Italian by EasternEuropeanSlavLover April 20, 2019

old school Chicago Italian 

You know it when you see it.

Peanut gallery: "Look at that guy sitting in the old rickety lawn chair, wearing a V-neck undershirt, tan chinos, and sunglasses, while reading the newspaper and smoking a stubby cigar. Looks like he takes very good care of his vegetable garden, and his grandkids appear to respect the hell out of him. He's old school Chicago Italian. Oh, damn: His wife just handed him a deli sandwich from Alpine Imports and a can of Old Style! Let's get the hell out of here before he kicks our asses!"

Italian guy: "You steppa on my grass, I breaka you face!"

old school Chicago Italian by Dino Bravo June 3, 2011

fake italian 

1. a person who is not born in Italy or its family but trying to act like Italian
2. Adam Bucci

Marco's brother, Adam Bucci is a fake italian

fake italian by Hojin March 1, 2003

Getting Italian

1. Heightened state of inebriation due to excessive alcohol consumption.
2. Code for getting extremely drunk.

"When David Hasslehoff tried eating that cheeseburger, dude was totally Italian."

"We are so Getting Italian tonight!"

Getting Italian by Ms. Cherry Lipgloss March 26, 2010

Ridin Italian 

Removing the front brake of a 250cc dirt bike and putting the clutch on the throttle side of the bike to be able to ride with a broken left arm

person: Dude i broke my arm the other day

other person: ya that sucks

person: ya it looks like ill be ridin italian for a little while

other person: Word..

Ridin Italian by Mc double D May 18, 2011

unevolved italian 

A dirty beaner.

The unevolved italian government won't pay for the trump wall.

unevolved italian by Bacccccon October 23, 2017