Italian hand grenade

An Italian hand grenade is when you pile too much sauce on an uncooked pizza and smack it full force with a spoon.

My siblings angered me, so I blinded them with an Italian hand grenade.

by Theracialrussian April 12, 2024

Italian Sadness

Crying, shitting, and eating spaghetti.

Marco: Yo, how you doing Alessandro?
Alessandro: Not good, having a bit of "Italian Sadness".

by Kylithium December 3, 2021

Italian tip touching

When 6 to 8 dudes all touch tips together at one point. Then you drizzle melted cheese and marinara sauce to make a dick pizza. When all is said and done they pull apart together and say “MAMA MIA”

Yo dude me and the basketball team did Italian tip touching

What’s that?

It’s when we all touch tips and put pizza ingredients on it

What the fuck

by Hidden Squid March 29, 2025

Back alley Italian

When you eat spaghetti off someone’s back while you’re having sex in an alley

Dude, we left the bar and she wanted me so bad, I gave her a back alley Italian behind the Olive Garden.

He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.

by LibnLou February 22, 2021

italian boardroom

Sauna

Not feeling good after too much grappa last night.... Need to hit the Italian Boardroom.

by Johnny Hillmod September 14, 2013

Italian Tortilla

A male who likes to pick little weirdo's. No, seriously, his female is the type of person to go to a vet with a can of mashed tune and ask him to fix it for her. Not kidding. The said male is just a little cute weirdo

WoaH! Is that that Italian Tortilla guy? WoW wHat A cUtiE

by yesusdioenfskiiii July 27, 2020

italian

A true fuckboy who loves bitches, usually hot as fuck.

Yo, that Italian is pretty hot. *blushes*

by italoian B) July 12, 2021