Loon-bathing

The act of planking over a full bathtub and repeated plunging your erect penis into the water until you cum.

Noah Stone likes loon-bathing every night because he gets no pussy.

by D_2E March 6, 2018

Bath Binging

When you bring your phone into the bathroom and watch youtube videos for hours on end on the toilet, sometimes with a charger plugged into the wall. (pronounced binge-ing, not bing-ing)

"Will Adam ever leave the bathroom?"
"I think he's bath binging."
"I hate that guy."

by ExactSandwich May 27, 2018

Axe Bath

The act of dousing yourself in half a can of the most stinky ass (axe) body spray instead of taking a shower, usually by pubescent males who are too lazy to bathe.

I didn't feel like showering yesterday, so I just took an Axe Bath.

by secksysecks December 23, 2019

Sponge bath

When you bath with a bunch of spunges

My sponge bath was sticky

by Wyatts mom January 9, 2021

Buffalo Bubble Bath

the inverse of the Rochester Rain Puddle, commonly attributed to a male perpetrator. A Buffalo bubble Bath occurs when I female drinks so much she passes out next to her male companion and urinates in her sleep, soaking her and the unfortunate individual in bed with her. Named for the city which this phenomenon frequently occurs, Buffalo, providing further support for this city's reputation for binge drinking and sloppy women.

Sorry I am late, i had to go home and change my clothes because I woke up in a Buffalo Bubble Bath this morning thanks to all those shots Tricia had at the bar last night.

by ThePoopThatTookaPee May 14, 2015

Bath glue

The sperm left after you've had a wank in the bath, that you dodge as you quickly try to exit, but somehow sticks to an unusual part of your body.

N.b. Will not rub in, but will willingly stick to the towel.

dude, knocked one out in the bath last night, was covered in bath glue.

by Whatspauldoing September 17, 2022

Bath

A city in southwest England famous for the amount of upward turned noses who live there. Rumoured to be the inspiration for that South Park episode where everyone buys a Prius and inhales their own farts. Extremely posh, if you ignore the several billion homeless people who presumably got evicted because they could no longer afford to pay Mayfair prices for a damp, smelly roomshare.

"Wanna go to Bath this weekend so we can pay £28 for a loaf of bread and some organic hummus?"

"Sounds great. Let me just go pin my nose to my forehead first".

by Scrzabble October 15, 2020