Seasonal hoeness

The time of the year when hormones are high and bitches be hoes.

Damn, she’s acting up. That’s some seasonal hoeness

by kchoe March 30, 2022

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Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

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Season your cheese

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.

“dont make me season your cheese buddy”

by Weinerbob September 5, 2019

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A season of a TV Show where most, if not all of the scenes take place in a single setting. This is similar to the term “bottle episode”, only the budget is saved for an entire season instead of a singular episode.

This term was first coined by YouTuber “Vee Infuso”in 2020 to describe the final season of “How I Met Your Mother” and how majority of the season takes place in 3 days.

TV noob: Why are the charaters staying in one or two places the whole season??

TV guru: Duh its called a bottle season. they don't have alot of money left so they are staying in one place to conserve it.

by anonymous May 9, 2022

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blackout season

blackout season is where athletes choose to wear all black and go demon mode

''remember Johnny''
''yeah''
''he was so cool''
''remember when he went into blackout season and got 20 offers''

by hesthakid May 7, 2023

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Sad boy season

The period over Christmas and new year when all the random boys from your past reach out to you. They’re still single and their loneliness is at its peak.

Example text “ Maybe I thought I'd say hi after many years. Xo”
“Hey it’s been way too long between messaging but how have you been?”

Have you been getting lots of randoms texts lately? Yeah it’s sad boy season.

by notyoursweetheart March 1, 2022

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