Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

by Eggego September 9, 2024

chad ultimate minecrafter

the most gamer chad in minecraft, he can build, godbridge, and ez pvp

have you heard of wallibear?
yes, he is the chad ultimate minecrafter

by swiftspider6184 January 26, 2022

Minecraft

the game where u scream, make minecraft dates, and troll ur friends till they rage and leave the game and threaten to punch u

wanna play minecraft?

no, because u always make me rage!!!

by hallo_holay_broski October 26, 2019

Minecrafting

When you play minecraft or "minecraft" for 12 hours straight

Hey bro, how long have you been minecrafting, because I'm going to minecraft your mom

by anonymous April 5, 2021

Minecraft

The best game in history to exist, for many it represents their childhood. Anyone who doesn't like Minecraft is boring.

"Play Minecraft with me?"

"I built a house for my dog in Minecraft"

"I made a Minecraft server"

by loopylez April 17, 2020

Minecraft

A good reason for your parents to get the fuck out of your room.

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing Minecraft.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 25, 2021

Minecraft

1. The "Word" that best represents the impossible (physically).

2. Aaaaand the best excuse to someone that just want to stay at home.

1. Teenager with brain 1: Dude, I really wanted to do something physically impossibl...

Teenager with brain 2: Minecraft...! Let's. Play. Minecraft. And. Have. Some. Fun!

2. Per. A: Hey Rob, wanna g...

Bob: Get the fuck out of my room, I playing Minecraft! (Wildly takes off headphones and throw them to the floor.)

by bhuoorvyi February 3, 2018