Washington State Sober

Only smokes weed when under the influence of caffeine.

Washington State Sober: I only start my day WA Sober because that’s the only way to clear up the morning fog.

by Schoei July 10, 2023

state your name

indentify yourself, introduce yourselves

If you choose to state your name and address, we will treat your information with highest secrecy.

State your name for the record, please.

by Viktory September 27, 2017

Granite State Goodbye

When one of the many uninsured drivers in New Hampshire hits your vehicle then takes off to avoid having to pay for the damage.

Person 1: "What happened to your vehicle?"
Person 2: "I was visiting a friend in New Hampshire when one of the locals hit my parked vehicle."
Person 1: "Any idea who it was?"
Person 2: "No, he gave me the Granite State Goodbye!"

by Goddess Morningstar November 4, 2022

Transhumanist States of America

The Transhumanist States of America, shortened as H+SA, is a fictional country where the Transhumanist Party US takes power in the USA and turn the USA into a transhumanist country. The Transhumanist States of America are characterized by being a classical transhumanist country, despite with some elements of quantumism, technoquantumism, spiritualicism, extraphysicism and post-spacetimeism, where quantumism and technoquantumism are for the ones who doesn't want to become cyborgs nor androids but quantum beings and spiritualicism, extraphysicism and post-spacetimeism are heavily controlled and restricted only for technological-scientific research and for spiritual purposes with a libertarian economy and with state atheism, despite allowing spiritualicism, post-spacetimeism, psionicism, extraphysicism, divinialism and esoteric soulism but all of them being heavily regulated and restricted such as spiritual beliefs and religion are also restricted and regulated.

"Despite it's unlikely that the Transhumanist Party win the next elections, it's nice to think about the Transhumanist States of America to imagine how a transhumanist country would be like in practice."

by Full Monteirism June 6, 2021

Gnomer State of Mind

To be completely neurologically agitated beyond reasonable explanation for months, up to years at a time.

Jack: Yo man, are you doing all right? You just keep walking around with a blank face breathing hard.
Mick: Nah man. I'm in a Gnomer State of Mind.
Jack: ..

by BonerMasterMick2 September 23, 2023

florida state thespians

a bunch of druggies who know every word to hamilton and be more chill

at state in 2019 a group of florida state thespians overdosed in the bathroom at the dance and everyone had to evacuate.

by Joe BananaMama March 11, 2020

Florida State fuckboy

A total asshole who hates all things Florida Gators and acts like he doesn’t even care!

UF Fan “ I know for a fact that guy wearing garnet and gold over there is an Florida State fuckboy he hates all things University Of Florida and doesn’t give a fuck about it he doesn’t even care!

by Mista Krabz October 1, 2017